#toshi rumors

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Rumor has it that one Hibiki Kuze has been spotted in and around maid cafés as of late. He seems to favor one particular barista, as well...

Well, well, well, it seems like Hibiki found himself a good distraction, didn't he? I've heard the same rumor fluttering around, and well, after doing some digging I think I have pretty good reason to believe that this rumor is true.

If you look into it deeper, you find that the said barista is someone called... Kazumi, if I remember it correctly. You have to wonder if little Hibiki is having a crush on her... it seems that he would do well in remembering that maid cafés are for entertaining fantasies, and not everything that these ladies do and say is true, or he will likely get his heart broken.

But who know? Maybe this is one of those rare stories where love prevails in circumstances where it doesn't seem likely.

I mean, it very probably isn't and he'll end up spending way too much money to entertain the notion that it is, but hey, at least the people who are watching this unfold will have a fun time.

--- Answer Man

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I heard that Alcor has a thing for Aichi... I heard that they even did the dirty behind everyone's backs...

Oh my... they have been together without anyone knowing? It seems that a lot of secret relationships have been popping up through the city. Strange, seeing that the latest fad seemed to be that people were getting married. Maybe they had enough of being outright together?

Back to the subject at hand - from what I've heard and observed, Alcor seems to be a really innocent person. Does he even know what "doing the dirty" is? But it's entirely possible that Aichi would have taught him, I suppose.

Let's hope that Hibiki doesn't get too disappointed by this, though! There are plenty more innocent people-...

Well...

Experienced people are better?

--- Answer Man

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Shinchuu and Yams-sama suck each others eggs

Shinchuu and Yams? Strange names you use for these people, but I’ll assume that you mean the city’s well known detectives, Shinichi and Yamato. Well, they have the opportunity, seeing as they work together-

It’s difficult to say if this is true, though. It’s hard to imagine Yamato actually letting himself get dirty like this, with how pompous he tries to act. Of course, he has shown that he’s not as composed as he tries to appear before, so it could be plausible.

It would definitely explain why so many people go missing for so long. The detectives are busy with other things.

—- Answer Man

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I heard that a few years ago there were a couple of twins on the roof. Some say it was an accident, others say it was on purpose. But what I heard was that one jumped off since he found himself going insane and the other jumped after him to try and stop him. In the end, they both fell to their deaths. It's said they're still haunting the rooftop of the academy and you can sometimes see them jumping like they did that day.

And here, we have a rather interesting rumor, don’t we…

There are many stories about twins in folklore, and many use twins in horror movies. There are many beliefs surrounding them, and this story seems to add to it.

A twin that suddenly loses his mind and jumps off a roof, and the other that desperately tries to hold onto him only to follow him to his death… well, it seems like there’s a lot to explore in the rooftops.

One has to wonder what would happen if they ran across these ghosts. Perhaps they would end up joining them, as well…

Maybe the twin’s madness wasn’t entirely unreasonable?

- Answer Man

EDIT: Mearry-san would like to add that in all their time spent on the roof, they have never heard of this? Perhaps I'm just the more powerful evil spirit.

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squall leonhart likes little kids

It seems like little kids really have to be careful around Toshi City, huh? So many reports of pedophiles that we're getting... Squall, Fudou... you have to wonder if it's the lack of police that brings them here.

Kids, keep 911 on speed dial, and remember - pictures or inappropriate touching are pedophilia! You can have these men arrested! or you can try to, since Toshi City doesn't really have a police force.

... Or you can move!

::Answer Man::

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I heard Yamato Hotsuin was two-timing between Morty and Jin

That's not a rumor, it's true, anon.

Who would have thought that the ice pineapple was even capable of getting someone, much less get two guys at once.

However, he might just be compensating. Don't tell anyone? But I've heard that Yamato has erectile dysfunction.

::Answer Man::

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I heard Jin Kisaragi was a cheerleader back in his highschool days; wore the girls' uniform and everything. Probably felt quite the cool breeze down there every now and then

Are you sure it was just back then, anon?

Either way, that's quite a surprising development! Who would have thought that Jin would be the crossdresser type. Well, as long as he enjoys himself.

And as long as he didn't traumatize anyone.

Although people should probably know this to avoid walking in at inappropriate times. No one wants to see that, right? Or, if you do, please don't tell us.

::Answer Man::

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I've heard that there's a crossdresser at the academy

I don't think that's just a rumor, anon. Apparently, a few students have been caught by surprise when going to the bathroom or in the locker room.

Is it a crossdressing ghost? Is someone violating the school's dressing code? Why would they do that?

Of course, there's no point in just wondering. Just remember to be nice, people! You never know, they might have a good reason!

::Answer Man::