#toy zone

[cloth-moths]

Say what you want about Sherman Young, that man is a dedicated small business supporter

[because-i-love-chess]

Where’s the post about finding real life versions of hatchetfield places I have to give them the bad news about abc & toy zone

[youshouldhavepaidattentiondad]

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Frank walks through the aisles of Toy Zone to the display Lex is building at the front of the store. "Can you pick up the pace, Alexandra?" He asks impatiently. "We open in thirty minutes."

"You could help, you know, since you want it done so badly." She glares up at him. "Besides, the diagram the manufacturer sent for how these ridiculous toys should be displayed is stupid." She tosses the instructions away in disgust.

"Hey, Daddy Dino's Darling Den is a huge hit and these toys are going to be too!" Frank says firmly. "Set them up correctly, Alexandra."

Send me an emoji and I'll write a drabble

[sonnetthebard]

Frank misuses memes for the sake of promoting toy zone and it makes Lex cringe so hard

This is more than just a headcanon, this is canon.

- He thinks he's so cool, and hip, and young.

- Lex is dying inside

- Because it's cringy

- But like so cringy it's laughable.

- She can't believe she's associated with this man.

- She kinda loves and hates it equal amounts.

- Ethan has to stop visiting her at work

- Because one time he was laughing so hard he actually started into a coughing fit.

- And that was not good.

- It's not like Frank even uses the recent or relevant memes...

- He commonly uses the 'I haz cheezburger' cat meme but replaces 'cheezeburger' with the toy he's trying to promote and adds 'do you?' to the bottom.

- Those ones make Lex audibly groan.

- Because why?

- Why would he do that to her?

- He once tried to use Charlie the Unicorn to promote his unicorn toys.

- It was very clear he had never seen Charlie the Unicorn.

- Lex saw that one and did a double take

- But she didn't tell him

- Because why? Why ruin it?

- Listen, Lex lives for the chaos these memes create.

- She thrives on it

- It's her and the kids' inside joke.

- It's why they like her enough to tell her to 'keep the change'

- Which adds up over time.

- But yeah, it's cringy. And such a Frank move.

The way I was wheezing at this mental image-

[justonegalinanoceanofpals]

My friend made this and I would like to announce this photo as a meme format.

[ilovethatforyou]

‘Well friendo,  I have a feeling that these little babies are gonna take you so far into the black, that you ain’t ever comin’ back.”

[arsonist-arcade]

This is his whole character isn’t it?

[luckyj111]

i made a drawing of Lex to go along with my drawing of Hannah

should i try to do Ethan next?