#trashxe

[seraphimic]

you look so sweet, zuzu :000

aWW thank u so much!!

[grandpanacea]

Tagged in this by my good friend/brother @trashxe!

What was your -

Last drink: Water

Last phone call: My mom

Last text message: "Yuppers. I need to get up and downstairs. It will be a few”

Last song you listened to: Lame Claim to Fame by Weird Al is currently playing 

Last time you cried: Tuesday

Have you ever dated someone twice: Nope

Been cheated on: Not that I’m aware of (though I do have my suspicions)

Kissed someone and regretted it: Not at the time, but in retrospect. 

Lost someone special: Yup

Been depressed: Since I was 7

Been drunk and thrown up: Nope!

List 3 favorite colors: Red, Purple, Black

In the last year have you -

Made a new friend: Yeah!

Fallen out of love: Was never in it to begin with

Laughed until you cried: Yee

Met someone who changed you: Yup

Found who your true friends are: I mean, I already knew, but some things reaffirmed things. 

Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah, at work, and no one believed her. 

How many ppl from your fb list do you know irl: I want to say at least the majority. 

Do you have any pets: Hell yeah. I’ve got this rad kitty named Dmitry

Do you want to change your name: Friggin’ right I do. 

What did you do for your last b-day party: Went to the mall with @bowsh0ck and a couple others, then started my job. 

What time did you wake up today: 2am, then again around 10. 

What were you doing last night at midnight: Sleeping. 

Name something you cannot wait for: My Digivice to ship

Last time you saw your mom: 3 January

What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: My physical health

What are you listening to rn: Lucifer’s Rocking Chair by Cancer Bats

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: MY step-grandfather. 

Blood type: B+

Nickname: Bunches, Tobi, Firo

Relationship status: Single af ;n;

Zodiac sign: Aries

Pronouns: They/Their (or he/him in public, when I’m not out)

Favorite TV shows: Breaking Bad (anime: Baccano!)

High school: RHS

College/University: Failed/dropped out of STU after 3 years, currently takin’ Child and Youth Care with Addictions Support Work at Eastern College. 

Hair color: Deep purple

Short or Long?: Decently short

Do you have a crush on someone: That’s... complicated. 

What do you like about yourself: My god-like patience. 

Tattoos: 3 so far

Right or left handed: Ambidextrous, but slightly better with the Right. 

First surgery: I was like, 5. Got tubes in my ears and my adenoids removed. 

Piercings: Two: A helix and a lobe in the left ear. 

First best friend: Nigel. I’d protect him from bullies, and he’d tie my shoes for me. Ahhh kindergarten, a much simpler time. 

First sports you joined: Swimming

First vacation: Vancouver, summer 2010. 

Rn -

Eating: I should eat somethin’ before class... 

Drinking: Water

I’m about to: Get dressed for class

Listening to: Butter-Fly by Wada Kouji (Digimon Adventure OP)

Waiting for: Things

Want kids: Maybe

Get married: Maybe

Career: Child and youth care worker

Which is better -

Lips or Eyes: Eyes

Hugs or kisses: Both

Short or taller: Either

Older or younger: Either

Romantic or spontaneous: Why not both?

Hookup or relationship: Relationship~ Have you ever -

Kissed a stranger: No

Drank Liquor: Yee

Lost glasses/contact lenses: No

Had sex on the first date: Nah, not against it though

Broke someones heart: Idk

Turned someone down: Once

Cried when someone died: Yup

Fallen for a friend: Yee

Do you believe in -

Yourself: Eh

Miracles: Sorta?

Love at first sight: To some extent

Heaven: PRobably not

Santa Claus: No, but I do believe in the spirit of Christmas. 

Kiss at first date: Yeah

[drugula]

A N S W E R T H E M A L L

You’re a shit. 💕

1:Name: Daved Michael Ellingson

2:Age: 19 about to be twenty in 5 days

3:3 Fears: Open Ocean, losing my cat, and probably breaking a bone

4:3 things I love: My cat, my friends, and affection

5:4 turns on: Same music taste, old vinyl, nice smells, and rain.

6:4 turns off: Negativity, bad thoughts, that’s really all i can think of.

7:My best friend: I have a lotof friends. none I consider best friends.

8:Sexual orientation:Pan/Demi/Asexual now reading more into it. But I’m not fully sure. So hate me.

9:My best first date: It was monday october 27th of freshman year. Her name was Emily and we just sat and talked on the side of the road. Threw down a blanket and just watched the stars. It was great.

10:How tall am I: 6′4′’ and growing. SO i might be even taller than that.

11:What do I miss: I miss being with someone. Like physicality

12:What time were I born: I think like 11:30

13:Favorite color: Purple or black and white

14:Do I have a crush: I do, like 14 of them.

15:Favorite quote: “...colour my life with the chaos of trouble” I just watched (500) Days of Summer, okay?

16:Favorite place: Probably my bed honestly.

17:Favorite food: probably ramen.

18:Do I use sarcasm: Hahahahaha nooooooooo

19:What am I listening to right now: @spillgut‘s EP thingy

20:First thing I notice in new person: If you can make me laugh, we’ll be friends

21:Shoe size: 13 or 14 haven’t checked lately

22:Eye color: blue

23:Hair color: Dark Brown

24:Favorite style of clothing: probably like button up shirts and athletic shorts.

25:Ever done a prank call?: Nope

27:Meaning behind my URL: I’m a snek. and a boy.

28:Favorite movie: The Notebook or Moulin Rouge!

29:Favorite song: Right now or all time? Right now, probably Just a Kid by Simple Plan. All time? How Soon Is Now by The SMiths

30:Favorite band: The Smiths

31:How I feel right now: Content

32:Someone I love: I love everyone. But @thedreaded-mermaid has a lot of my love. She has taught me a lot of things that I can in turn give back to others. ANd showed me myself, pretty much.

33:My current relationship status: Single

34:My relationship with my parents: good. but they support Trump.

35:Favorite holiday: Probably Christmas, but I’m switching it up this year.

36:Tattoos and piercing i have: One crappy stick and poke.

37:Tattoos and piercing i want: A lot of them. And a septum piercing.

38:The reason I joined Tumblr: To interact and talk to people.

39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?: Actually no. She’s a really great person and is definitely going places and I support her in everything she does.

40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: I did from Sunshine. But we aren’t together anymore. But she used to send them all the time. And they were the highlight of my day.

41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: Nope

42:When did I last hold hands?: At AWA with @trashxe, using pickup lines to.

43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: like 5 minutes

44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: Of course!

45:Where am I right now?: On my bed.

46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: No one because I rarely drink and when I do, it’s just one PBR.

47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: Depends on what I’m listening to. Like heavy music? Yeah loud. But like smooth jazz? Keep it low.

48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: Yep

49:Am I excited for anything?: Not at the moment.

50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: Pretty sure I do.

51:How often do I wear a fake smile?: Not a lot.

52:When was the last time I hugged someone?: AWA with Andee again.

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: I don’t even know who the last person I kissed was.

54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: Nope.

55:What is something I disliked about today?: Nothing. Laying in bed is great.

56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Sunshine. Definitely. or @n0-stalg1a

57:What do I think about most? Why?

58:What’s my strangest talent? I can lick my elbow?

59:Do I have any strange phobias? Losing my hair, the sound that a drain makes in the shower, someone watching me, 

60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? does completely away from it count?

61:What was the last lie I told? let me get back to you on that one.

62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Both i think.

63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? No to ghosts. aliens are a go.

64:Do I believe in magic? Magic, like witchcraft? because I did learn stuff about that so yes.

65:Do I believe in luck? Sure.

66:What's the weather like right now? Dark and cold I think

67:What was the last book I've read? Sein Language by Jerry Seinfeld

68:Do I like the smell of gasoline? Love it.

69:Do I have any nicknames? Dave, i guess.

70:What was the worst injury I've ever had? I had MRSA. (staph infection pretty much)

71:Do I spend money or save it? try a little of both

72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue? I can’t. But I have a long tongue.

73:Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? A shirt

74:Favorite animal? Probably snek, or otter.

75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM? I think on tumblr.

76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is? What ever Lee’s last name is. (kidding.)

77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? 

78:How can you win my heart? Just talk to me and show me affection.

79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I’m not sure.

80:What is my favorite word? Giggle

81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr: @prettyboydotexe, @thedreaded-mermaid, @papa-bunny, @trashxe, and @n0-stalg1a

82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? LOVE ME

83:Do I have any relatives in jail? nope

84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Meat vision.

85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? WHo am I associated with?

86:What is my current desktop picture? Um. Sword art online.

87:Had sex? Yep

88:Bought condoms? Yep

89:Gotten pregnant? No but I had a scare and haven’t had sex since.

90:Failed a class? Yep

91:Kissed a boy? 7 times

92:Kissed a girl? 16 times

93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? once.

94:Had job? nope

95:Left the house without my wallet? yep

96:Bullied someone on the internet? nope. that’s bad.

97:Had sex in public? nopeeeee

98:Played on a sports team? Yep.

99:Smoked weed? Once

100:Did drugs? Twice.

101:Smoked cigarettes? Still do. like every nine months to a year.

102:Drank alcohol? Yesterday

103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan? I try to.

104:Been overweight? Nope

105:Been underweight? Nope

106:Been to a wedding? Yesssss

107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? try 24 hours

108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yess

109:Been outside my home country? nooo

110:Gotten my heart broken? yep

111:Been to a professional sports game? I have.

112:Broken a bone? nope

113:Cut myself? once

114:Been to prom? yep

115:Been in airplane? noooooo

116:Fly by helicopter?noooooo

117:What concerts have I been to? I saw ramshackle glory once.

118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex? I have and still do.

119:Learned another language? Korean, well tried to.

120:Wore make up? I have.

121:Lost my virginity before I was 18? Yep.

122:Had oral sex? I have.

123:Dyed my hair? Once when I was younger.

124:Voted in a presidential election? Nope.

125:Rode in an ambulance? Yep.

126:Had a surgery? Yesss

127:Met someone famous? I think so.

128:Stalked someone on a social network? Nopeeee

129:Peed outside? Of course!

130:Been fishing? Yes.

131:Helped with charity? Yes. but I resent it.

132:Been rejected by a crush? I have. It was junior year and I told my friends friend that I had a crush on her and then when I approached my friend she said “Don’t talk to me.” So I think she knew.

133:Broken a mirror? I have.

134:What do I want for birthday? “A big booty hoe.” just kidding that song sucks. Umm. just like something. I don’t know.

[moderncharlie]

draw!

:o I mean you could...but I would 100% scream and then reblog the shit out of it.

[vampiregerard]

i would wanna live on pluto bc it smol like me

amaZING

[grandpanacea]

This Just In

I’m adopting trashxe because his father and step-mother (both of whom I know personally) are actually living embodiments of sewer filth.

This is in addition to the fact that Andie and I are essentially siblings to begin with. 

This has been a PSA. 

[trischetta]

[trischetta]