Boss Suit + Boss Chair + Boss Swagger = Woo Do-Hwan wins. Done.
So that’s settled then.
Good talk.
And on we go to round two...
The oppa business is tiring, guys, so this pack of lovely menfolk are gonna take a little nap on your leather sofa, if you please. Actually, Gong Yoo looks like he just woke up from a long nap, the cute little derp.
Lee Byung-Hun is exhausted from wearing that aggressive pattern all day. Stylist is so fired. LBH has gone full-on cranky now cuz his eyeballs hurt.
I’m super impressed with Kim Woo Bin’s crazy tall hairstyle in the top right pic, cuz it reminds me of the baddie in the first Incredibles movie. Respect.
And just like that, His Almighty Tallness Kim Woo Bin takes the prize.
Up for another round? Glutton for punishment then, aren’t you....
IU is looking BOSSULAR. No doubt.
And Lee Byung-Hun lounging like an OG with his homey Choi Seung-Woo on that tiny couch has a certain appeal.
Lee Joon-Gi, that beautiful vamp, always has my vote, but somehow he’s just not livin’ large here. Time for a new decorator.
There’s babby Yoo Ah-In looking all sexy skinny emo in his luxury hoodie back in like, 2012 or something. High points for all that Beautiful Angst, but I’m gonna have to go with...
Lee Jong-Suk. Yep. LJS wins this one, hands down. Love those Chucks and the cool confidence seeping out of his every pore. That is swagger, aka BOSS material.
One more round. One more! You can do it, I know you can...
Last up are the renegades who can’t be bothered to furniture. They are NOT having it.
Kim Woo Bin, who is every-fucking-where in this post, has started making trouble. He day drank all the Chardonnay in your secret stash, and he smashed up your Rococo chairs while you were at Zumba class. He thinks they’re hideous but imo, he might wanna rethink that vanilla ice cream suit before casting stones.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch... It’s STILL all about Kim Woo Bin for some reason. He ditched the white suit. He then dragged your tufted leather couch out your back door, off the deck (deep scratches), and out into the Las Vegas desert sand so that he could enjoy the sunset with a pitcher of vodka martinis. He’s confident Dean Martin would approve, but has no idea that Deano’s stage drinks were apple juice. He also has no idea how foolish it is to go barefoot around cacti, but will find out quite soon. Four minutes pass, then the sight of a scorpion sends him screaming into the house. I mean full-on SCREAMING, which the scorpion finds quite traumatizing. KWB takes a rose petal bath to calm the fuck down. Meanwhile, the resident coyotes pee on their new couch. You find yourself wondering, yet again, what possessed you to invite this rando Hallyu idol to your Vegas house. It’ll be fun, they said. A real adventure! You finally understand that your friends are assholes.
Christ, we gotta wrap this up. We’ll just say that Lee Min-Ho wins this final round, because I’m losing interest. At least he didn’t hand anyone’s couch over to a pack of pissy coyotes. #goals
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*Sadly, none of this is true, except in the amusing world inside my head.