Tenzō *getting high off the weed he grew using his Mokuton*: Senpai... Sen... Pai. You know that word almost sounds like "Zen Pie". I'll have a slice of that.
Kakashi *just as stoned as Tenzō*: Tenzō... Ten... Zō. Your name sounds like "Ten Ho". Stop flirting with the plants and grow us some more weed, Ten-ho!
Itachi *not stoned at all*: You're both unbelievably high right now and my brain can't process the stonerbabble coming from your mouths.













