Its been a minute since we’ve talked about the other branches and I would like to some fun shovel talk scenarios going on in your head. Not necessarily just about branch but perhaps branch giving one? Just anything that you think would be neat or funny. Just some that scratch an itch
Rock Branch attempts to give one to Carol but she tuned all of it out and then went "What were we talking about again" and he almost killed her on the spot.
If this is a Blissbarb scenario he went to give one to Bliss but she's such a huge simp that he didn't bother, he just went "Don't hurt my sister or else".
In Techno Branch, he and Synth teamed up to give Hickory a shovel talk. Hickory promised to be nothing but a gentletroll.
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Wanna hear about my rarepair of Trollex x Billy?
Techno Branch doesn't even perceive Billy as worth the effort. Just goes up and is like "I'd give you a shovel talk but I have more valuable uses of my time. Just imagine the worst tortures you can and imagine me threatening them. Use your imagination."
Billy just went "Okay" and went about his day.
