Jul 9, 2025
*Bullying Prevention Day at school*
Prince Toadstool: Tricksy, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?
Tricksy: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—
Prince Toadstool: To write something to your teacher?
Tricksy: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! Queen Mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!
Prince Toadstool: *internal screaming*
#a whole bunch of bastards#incorrect quotes#genderbend!koopalings#tricksy koopa#genderbend!cheatsy#queen koopa#genderbend!king koopa#remember when hip and hop got taught by princess toadstool in the cartoons? same thing here.#but the genders are all flipped around#prince toadstool#genderbend!princess toadstool