#tritontrident

[arielthelionhearted]

Throwback to that one time in the 80's that Ariel's dad was in a band

[arielthelionhearted]

notthescarsyoucansee replied to your post: “*Throws a ball of paper towards you*”:

{Triton is giving his disapproving look over here.}

Ariel’s like “Don’t look at me! Arista’s the one throwing things.”

[fromfathomsbelow]

{tritontrident} “You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

Tongue ran along the inside of her cheek, already she was worn thin from a busy day. “Darling.” She pulled in a long breath, hands setting on her hips. “I am hopped up on baby hormones. I feel swollen, my back hurts, and Attina has been kicking all afternoon. Believe me, handing the cake over, is in everyone’s best interest.”

[arielthelionhearted]

notthescarsyoucansee replied to your post:{tritontrident} "I am like this because of your...

{He’s considering locking her in her old room anyway. Tritonpls. Y u so grumpy?}

Ariel’s like “You can’t lock me up.”

[arielthelionhearted]

{tritontrident} "I am like this because of your grandfather. And your aunt. Don't sass me. Go to your room. And you can't marry a pirate."

“You can’t ground me. I’m well past the age to vote in this town. And drink. ”

[arielthelionhearted]

Poseidon: I love all my children! Athena, Theseus, Belus, Pegasus [....], Agenor, Polyphemus, and.....*looks at smudged writing on hand* Tripe, and Urethra

[arielthelionhearted]

(tritontrident - Foster Fork) "Are you sure you and Brandon are 'just friends'?"

Pearl nearly choked on her bite of cereal at the question. Looking up from her bowl, she chewed slowly as she met her father’s gaze, the stern and expectant expression etched hard into his features. It was far too early for her to deal with her father’s interrogation. 

It wasn’t a big secret Foster didn’t exactly approve of Brandon. He adored Michael, often singing her best friend’s praises. But Michael’s cousin was an entirely different story. And while they’d been more than just friends for some weeks now, Pearl wasn’t too sure her father would be thrilled to hear of it. 

Swallowing slowly, she inhaled before speaking. “Well……we…..flirt…..”

[arielthelionhearted]

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*Stephen Moyer pops up on screen*

Me: Oh, look it's your hot daddy

Ariel: Mother. No.

Me: What?

Ariel: First my grandfather now my father, do NOT get any ideas.

Me: .......

Ariel: I WILL FIND A WAY TO ASSUME A PHYSICAL FORM AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU