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gGGRRUHUHHGH!!! dumps this on the floor and leaves
when you only shaved one leg but wear shorts anyway because you don't care you JUST don't fucking care
Customer: Why do I have a dollar charge?
Me: Oh! lemme see. You have a "not picked up" charge for x book.
Customer: Oh, I never got a text or call for that book.
Me: Ma'am it said we had a complete automated call on 6/22 and left you a message. You have your notifications for holds set to phonecalls with additional text notification but as this was from two months ago, this might have been before the latter feature was set up.
Customer, proudly: Well it needs to be text. I don't listen to my voicemail or read emails.
Me:
Customer:
Me:
I should be sleeping but instead I’m lying in bed pissing myself laughing at flat-earthers and anti-illuminati hip-hop.
ive noticed the less people know ur business, the better things come thru and work out.
Gin and Doritos are my true pals.
sad as fuck.
It's incredible how little time I spend on this dumb website when things are going well