Theoven playthrough update #2
you ever have stern conversations with your OCs when they start getting "ideas"?
Theoven: you know what? No devils in the crusade! Hellknights are fine, but I draw the line at devils! I'm gonna tell that Melies guy to fuck off! Me: yeah, you tell em, Theo! [Goes to tell Melies to fuck off. Comes back] Theoven: Melies knows so much interesting stuff about hell! Oh and I decided Melies is allowed to sign contracts with my soldiers. Theres no law against it and, yknow, aeon, I am the law..... Me: wait, what? Youre neutral good! You weren't supposed to find ANY of that appealing! Theoven: every day since I started this damn crusade is emotional and occasionally physical torture that is literally destroying me. Do you have any idea how wonderful it would be to know there's a purpose to the torture? Me: Oh. Uh... Theoven: Also I get the feeling the whole "evil torturers" thing is overhyped because they want to seem cool and edgy. Me: YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
So now I need to stop writing shit I haven't gotten to yet in my playthrough because Theoven "WIS is my dump stat" Derenge thought Melies is super cool and knows a lot of interesting stuff and isn't actually THAT evil, so I don't actually know what he's going to do and hellbros might be a thing. -_-