#trueposting

[demilevi-imagines]

[stalkertarkovsky]

[regina-bithyniae]

"A second college friend of yours has sent you a PDF book about life principles."

[demilevi-imagines]

[toastytortoise]

I didn't realize my underwear had a hole in them. Right in the middle at the bottom. Until I took off my pants and my balls were hangin out down the street same old thing we did last week

[hareprincess]

omggg i was like playing in my friend’s g cups and i was like motorboating in them and she told me i have pornstar tits and she was all up biting on my back and it hurt soooo bad i have crazy bruises on my shoulderbladesi was like laying down and she was like one hand on my tit one hand rubbing me through my pants and like biting me it was awesome guys

[cassi3-luvs-u]

man fruit flies aint shit i be catchin them outta the air with my bair hands

[cassi3-luvs-u]

me talking to my alien friend: “did you know problem spelled backward is melborp?”

my alien friend melborp: *looks at me shocked, pointing at himself* “like…. me?”

me: *sweetly chuckling* “yes melborp, and it makes sense. you’re the opposite of a problem my sweet friend.”

melborp: “okay time for your daily probing.”

me: “yay!”