#tryingtokillme

[dpomalescreative]

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#truth ..#tryingtokillme #tommacdonald... listen up people!!!.. #illuminatiexposed @hangovergang https://www.instagram.com/p/CP1abOJB6_J/?utm_medium=tumblr

[its-big-rick-son]

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THIS TRUCK IS TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME 😡😡😡😡 I’m posting video and photos after this @chevrolet #chevrolet #shuttingoff #whiledriving #lockingmedown #tryingtokillme (at North Griffin Square) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8KLAqLg6Xv/?igshid=smxq0dvz5g4q

[highwhatever]

This squirrel is trying to kill me and my cat 😯 🐿 #squirrel #nature #animal #wtf #tryingtokillme #weirdsounds

[brigexplosion]

Tried getting some leftover chinese food for lunch and nearly swallowed this piece of plastic that just happened to be in the food. You can't trust anyone can you? #Brigexplosion #Lies #tryingtokillme #Notsafeleftovers

[heckerleash]

he's so tall + handsome as 🔥.. #morethanmusic #swiftsongsnotaboutjohn #whateveritworks #wildestdreams #babetown #johnmayer #tryingtokillme #happyfriday

[just-another--ghoul]

So I finnaly had nightmares instead of cute relationship dreams, I had two, one where a guy kept trying to kill me, and I kept trying to call 999 but there were no functions in my phone to call anyone which was strange.

The second a group of people and I had made an expedition to the jungle and set up camp and stuff and the animals started tracking and killing us, and then there were like three of us left, i woke up as we were surrounded by a shit ton of monkeys 😂😂

[illumelilac]

ANYBODY GOT A DEFIBRILLATOR?!

this boy be trying to stop my heart THE ATTACKS ARE V EFFECTIVE

[brooklynnegoes]

So, this 🍷 My SIL won't reveal what's in it, but I'm guessing: rum, vodka, gin, tequila, wine, whiskey, bourbon, brandy, scotch, absinthe, you name it! #tryingToKillMe #unameit #thanksgiving #madefromscratch