I find it really funny how like two of my big blorbo pairings right now are with A Guy(a human guy, a normal guy who is human) and then Some weird fucking thang
Like January and Yen already have enough going on with them I dont even know how January feels about the fact that Yen’s junk is semi prehensile
And then there’s Benny who seems like a really sweet lad who would probably like to say he isn’t inexperienced, but my guy, I know you think you know what a dong looks like but this is not going to be that and I’m so sorry you’re gonna have to figure it out
There is also tuck and mark which is even funnier because mark is the one with the ‘strange junk’ and Tuck is the one who has to walk him through what knotting is (while they’re stuck together)