the belcher kids never almost-kill their parents anymore 🙄

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the belcher kids never almost-kill their parents anymore 🙄
kicking my feet and giggling at the way soul's scythe form gets bent out of shape when he's upset
big shout out to Arin Hanson for putting his whole gender into Papa Titan. truly, no one else is doing it like him.
me, crafting an intricate and obvious love story between two characters that never even met in canon:
literally do i have to do everything around here. why is no one else shipping these two? you want crack treated seriously but none of you want to get your fucking noses dirty.
i would like to formally apologize to the characters that work through my problems for me via the fics i write.
hoping the new fob album will add to my collection 🤞
Post movie headcanon questions for you! Do the Fischoeders ever visit Grover in prison? Does Tammy really wear a retainer around her neck all summer? What are the Belcher kids’ favorite summer activity?
quid pro quo, Babs 💖😎
they visit him for Christmas, only. they open presents in front of him (and put an extra $150 in his commissary, but only after they leave). once, Calvin asks if they should visit for Grover's birthday, but neither of them can remember when his birthday is, so they drop it.
Tammy wears the retainer, proudly, for three weeks, until she and Jocelyn are hanging out, and they run into Eli. after a three minute interaction, Tammy declares that she is done wearing Eli's things, since he's obviously a mouth breather (but really, he said something nice to Jocelyn, which made Tammy insecure)
the Belcher kids spend most of their summer at the Wharf, when they aren't at the restaurant, since Louise negotiated lifelong entry passes for each of them, after she nailed Grover as the murderer. Tina has taken to sneaking down to hang out with the carousel horses, bringing along her writing every now and then; Gene roams the park looking for his next big break via his next big sound; Louise spends the summer learning how to get around each and every rigged game in the park, while listening to all kinds of carnie stories inappropriate for a kid.
just for funsies: Teddy knows every one of the workers filling in the crime hole, and while Bob hates being introduced to each and every one (with anecdotes to help him remember, of course), Teddy does get the whole team to have lunch at the restaurant a couple of times!