#tulo talks

[tulomne]

starts writing a pup play fic

happy pride I GUESS

[tulomne]

Sometimes I feel limited for how kinky I can get with in universe jovier because idk I know kink has existed forever but I just can't put it in in a way that feels realistic

But man, vampire jovier feels like I could sometimes

[tulomne]

*Taps the mic*

Me: Hi so I don't actually think Javier is that vain

*crowd murmurs*

Me: I think he just wants to emulate Dutch

*someone boos*

Me, speaking closer into the mic: I think he wears it like an armor to show others he deserves to be there! But he doesn't do it for himself!

*patrons toss rotten vegetables as I'm hauled offstage*

Me: HIS SOCKS LOOK AT HIS SOCKS

[tulomne]

oh hey that fic was my 25th jovier fic

I might have. a problem.

[tulomne]

My charms from @itsreitoes arrived today!!! They look so beautiful, I'm in love.

[tulomne]

happy pride once upon a time I was out to lunch with my straight coworkers and one of them mentioned they heard of a pizza place that puts all the toppings under the cheese and calls them 'bottomings' instead and then everyone started talking about if they preferred 'toppings' or 'bottomings' while I tried not to have a stroke

[tulomne]

"Brat tamer" but it's me driving the speed limit in front of idiots that wanna go 60 in a 40

[tulomne]

When Abigail's telling John she put an order in under his name and he's at the post office trying to figure out what she meant by it so he just gives out all of their names

it's giving "having a deadname and not sure what your spouse signed you up as so you have to go through the whole damn list"