#ture shit

[realavocadolawyers]

So I was having this conversation with my friend

Me: Nothing happens to me.

Him: You got to take initiation

Me: But tumblrrrrrrr

Him: Should be saved for rainy days and after romantic niiiiiights.

Me: I don't have "Romantic niiiiiiights" What the hell is that supposed to be anyways?!

[drizzysbitch24]

Fuck niggas gon’ be fuck niggas That’s why we never give a fuck when a fuck nigga switched up

Drake

[lar-ijuana]

I went to buy a valentines themed duvet today but all they had were single's.

[unicornslayer1]

As I was going to Spain, I went in the back of the airport where all the employes work on computers and stuff (if you don't know what I'm talking about, just go with it) and I started talking to this woman about soccer and how I'm on varsity soccer. Then this one woman in the background goes "varsity cheer??" I responded with "oh no no no, soccer." Then jokingly I added "but I could be a cheerleader. Throwing people and stuff, flying. I can do that" and in that moment, I swear I was going to die. She looked at me with the most disgusted look and said "well can you do a _____(insert who the fuck knows what move)?" Like I motherfucking offended her religion. "It's a lot of GymNAsTiCs inVOlVeD tOO". This bitch was about to hop off the crazy train. As soon as she said that I asked her "I'm guess you're a cheerleader?" And she comes back with "no, but my daughter is. She's on varsity." And I said "oh isn't that great" I turned right around and began talking about her right in front of her face in Spanish to the woman I was originally talking to. So you best believe that Hispanics might be talking about you if you piss us off.

[killuhhkatt]

I Need To FIND My Self Some REAL Life Stoners ! In The City Of Las Vegas !