#turntechcataclysm

[huesofjadeharley]

once we slipped into the fecal jokes theres no escape out of the butthole of shit jokes what have you done jade but yeah putting that aside im gonna send you some over when i order them

i would say some sorry, but im almost positive that i am, in fact, not

!!!! that sounds amazing im like 1000% okay with that

[huesofjadeharley]

have you ever eaten buns filled with cheese and salami they taste ridicilously good jade im not shitting you

i would hope youre not shitting me. that sounds really gross

i should try some out though!!!

[huesofjadeharley]

okay id like a pepperoni pizza and a ten buns filled with cheese and salami along with a bottle of aj thats applejuice got it? cool okay

why do you need that many cheese and salami filled buns???

[huesofjadeharley]

goddamn and here i thought everybody of my old contacts suddenly died youre actually active

i dont know what youre talking about

clearly i am not here right now please leave a message after the tone

*beeeeep*

[neobloodyphyte-redglare]

turntechcataclysm is following you

Oh, you know this boy by now, but he seems a bit older than the other ones that you already had the chance to see.

W3lcom3 boy. 

[themightyhuntress]

well then maybe i should just come over and bring some hot chocolate with me watch a movie together

:33 < yeah sure why not?

[themightyhuntress]

maybe a friend whos always with you like a plush animal

:33 < like i said

:33 < i n33d to think about it

:33 < theres not a lot that makes me happy anymore so i dont wanna waste it on something ill stop caring about

[themightyhuntress]

how about a lifetime ration of fish wouldnt that be awesome

:33 < ....nah

:33 < i guess it sounds nice but it really wouldnt be enough to make me truly happy

:33 < good try though