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Damon " why can't you believe that I'm trying to help you?"

Mate, you TEAMED UP W REBEKAH TO FUCK W HIS SOBRIETY

Damon has not respected ONE boundary in 150 yrs, and suddenly he's all pikachu like " what do you mean you don't trust me? I'm your big brother, it's my job to keep you safe!"

Hell, at least Klaus was up and honest about trying to control Stefans

#damon salvatore #Stefan salvatore #rebekah mikaelson #tvd #tvd shitposts #the vampire diaries #klaus mikaelson #damon stefan #klaus stefan #damon has no object permanence itsg #“ consequences? to my own actions? INCONCEIVABLE ”#there is probably a conversation to be had abt Stefans absolute curse of being close to people who don't respect boundaries #but damon come ON

Season 3 Stefan retroactively makes damon look lame.

Damon: has been a villain for most of their lives, has been scary in the beginning but it faded out as he constantly git his ass kicked by stronger vampires

Stefan, 5 mins after a snack: steals the coffins, blackmails Klaus, makes him CAVE, is objectively more destructive than a lot of villains

Come on, Damon, stop trying ti be cool and BE COOL

#Stefan salvatore #damon salvatore #tvd #the vampire diaries #tvd shitposts #seth shitpost #salvatore codependency #klaus mikaelson #klaus stefan #damon is objectively strong but once you put all the vampires on a line he's weak #meanwhile Stefan walks into a room and starts aura farming

Season 3 is just proof over proof of how Klaus really did care about Stefan, simply through the sheer amount of sass he is allowed to have.

Like, yes, you can make an argument that klaus enjoys the banter, but then Stefan pulls the " some kind of master race" and barely gets a " watch the attitude " in return. And klaus IS bothered.

Stefan betrayed Klaus like what, 3 times before the mind control?

When in Mystic falls, Klaus could've killed him thrice over, but noo, just neck breaking, because Originals are petulant children.

When Mikael comes and Klaus picks up the phone, Klaus is downright giddy to talk to him. Stefan is suffering, because humanity or not, that is bred into his being, and Klaus is there like " let me tell you about my day!"

Stefan " your dad's dead"

Klaus " if you lie to me, I'll know, so swear on your life"

He was almost asking Stefan not to betray him again, so he wouldn’t have a reason to kill him.

This man fucking imprinted onto the resident " vampire w familial issues and trauma" magnet

#Stefan salvatore #klaus mikaelson #klefan #tvd #tvd shitposts #seth shitpost #mhl liveblogs #I'll get into the damon klaus parallels at some point #like how they're both brothers who think themselves both responsible and deserving control over their loved ones #and how they need to enforce that control through force and trauma #but so far imma keep the parallel to whatever tug of war they have between them with stefan in the middle wishing he could just have #one nice day in his lofe #klaus stefan

Idk if I ever talked about this before but I think it would be super funny if the first time Stefan met Silas he was high as fuck on werewolf venom and got really freaked out, afterwards he tries to explain to everyone that he met another version of himself and he was evil, but no one believes him

#I'm right #stefan salvatore #tvd shitposts

If the Mikaelsons were raised in the modern day Elijah would be a minimalist bro and Klaus would have to put him down

#thank god he experienced rich person opulence or i would hate him #tvd shitposts

5 min into the chicago flashback

Klaus " if you wanna date rebekah, you'll have to go through me"

Stefan " you mean fight?"

Klaus " i mean date"

#stefan salvatore #klaus mikaelson #Rebekah mikaelson #tvd shitposts #tvd #tvd series #seth shitpost #mhl liveblogs #really the fact that Klaus took him back after so long really speaks of the impact Stefan had on him #but also #stefan has some kind of curse on him that goes like “ you will be deeply loved by people who aim to destroy you #who will destroy you so they can mold you in the shape they want of you #so far between damon #Klaus and katherine only Lexi seemed to actually want what's best for HIM

Stefans pre Mystic Falls lore is actually so interesting, and i hate that we don't get more of it. And i don't mean whatever shenanigans him and the Originals had, that i accident got spoiled for

I mean the " he jumped naked into a fountain and danced drunk on the flame of the statue of liberty" thing we learned from lexi. Or the bon jovi concert.

Or the fact that him and Bonnie's grandma apparently PROTESTED THE WAR TOGETHER?! and he was important enough that she remembered him?!

Where the fuck is that Stefan?

Fics do not take enough advantage that Stefan has Lore and Interests pre mystic falls. HC that he's actually the stereotypical " immortal who knew all celebrities in history " but that no one knows bevause it hasn't been relevant

#stefan salvatore #lexi branson #stefan lexy #tvd series #tvd shitposts #mhl liveblogs #seth shitpost #like #there's something to be said about how Stefan was apparently a very involved person pre meeting Elena #he protested and made connections and had fun and friends #we see him being a good and nice boyfriend and a perpetually annoyed younger brother #but it's sad that we have yet to see him just BE #but also #he was 100% at the first PRIDE #this man probably had one of the orignal flags somewhere and never mentioned it bcs they didn't need it to save the world yet #the vampire diaries

I really liked the ep where we met Lexi, bcs on one hand, she's great, we love her, etc, but on the other, it's so funny to see what actually happened post Salvatore Transition

Like, Damon came in strong with " an eternity of misery" and then STAYED FOR A FEW MORE WEEKS, presumably, still parenting the wild mess that was Stefan.

Yes, my man was entitled to leave when it became obvious that Stefan was in his Brat Murder Era, but the whole

" wait, don't leave me, i can be better" just proves that Damon had one cool line and je did NOT hold up to it until it became too hard for him to keep up

He still told Lexi to help him, which was sweet.... and then _ something _ happened that had him go " no yeah, i WILL destroy every meaningful relationship my brother ever had AND cause him to relapse to his Brat Murder Era

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