Torchwood S2 Ep 1 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
This episode, in my opinion, is peck John Hart
btw this opening is peck Torchwood
“Bloody Torchwood”
This bitch and his dramatic entrances
“What's to fix? You don't mess with this level of perfection.”
Here he is! The fandom’s Naughty Boy!
Fun Fact: In an earlier script John was meant to arrive on a futuristic hoverboard/surfboard like thing
It’s weird how John has all this gear, fancy jacket, but also wears this dirty t-shirt. Thank goodness he changed it once he got blood on it
The Bar ✪ ω ✪
Love how we got to see the new function on Jack’s Vortex
I want to see this happen more often
Like is it different for different wearers? Like preference?
The boys meet (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Love my 51st-century dumbasses
The Torchwood team are on point!
When will we get an audio set during Jack and John’s days during the Time Agency? Like a proper adventure set around one of their missions
“Oh, but I was a good wife.”
Love how John flirts with everyone on the team
Ah yes, an arsehole with a gun in his arse
Ah, the engagement scene
At least the moment Jack knows Gwen is taken he doesn’t attempt any more flirting, well, more playful (to the whole team) flirting instead
Bitch. How do you sit?!
“Well, give some, big boy.”
“You got a problem with this, Jack?” The look John gives Jack!
Love John in the shadows
John is a delightful prick <3
I want to know the story behind the paralyzing lip gloss
“He won't stay with you. He and I shared something.” John is one salty bitch of an ex!
Love John just appearing, charging right towards them
Ah, the office scene
“Are you asking me out on a date?”
“By the way, was that a yes?” “Yes. Yes.”
“Into the lift, eye candy.”
Ah, the Torchwood gun with Torchwood on it
Rear of the Year, 5094.
The fact there is a deleted scene of Jack reviving from when John pushed him off the building is annoying, especially since the only footage of it is from the Declassified for this episode
So the Blowfish was working for John, But here the question, how much of this was planned by the overarching plot? Like was he already tracking John? Did he set up the diamond-that’s-actually-a-bomb? Send John ahead to find Jack? If John dies as a result, ah well, he just follows from where John left off? It would make a bit sense, regrading the fact he barely knew anything about Jack
John’s face when he sees Jack!
It would have been cool if Jack didn’t give him an answer like he just stared silently at John for a little bit, before changing the subject entirely
“Or if anyone fancies an orgy?”
Love the feral vibes John has for the next few minutes
The fact that Jack and Owen were meant to arrive on a scooter is so silly to me
I bet there’s a good amount of fanfics that have explored the idea of John joining the team after this episode
“I found Gray :)”
“Who's Gray?” “ It's nothing. Let's get back to work.” I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHAT JACK’S REACTION WAS, WHAT HIS THOUGHTS WERE UPON FINDING THIS OUT! This must-have plagued him for weeks afterwards