#tw: gun reference

[pastafossa]

There is a neighbor on his shed using a nail gun to put on new shingles and my Amish raised dog is reacting like the man is openly firing a real gun directly into the neighborhood.

[protovelvet]

takes a selfish bastard to know one. you started the game, I just poured salt on the wound. want me to pull the trigger too, babe? you always liked my trigger finger.