#tweeting {dash commentary}

[ofairheart]

Brings out the harmonica because she’s basic and only knows how to play this. 

[ofairheart]

“The last thing I need is for some dumb egg to tell me that I’ve been picked apart by crabs before. Honestly, would a dame such as myself allow herself to get picked clean like that?” 

[ofairheart]

“Oh sure, so when I talk it’s like a punch in the kisser, but when they do it-!” 

[ofairheart]

“Are we really out here fighting each other?” 

[ofairheart]

“You would think that I would have been lost forever- but in fact, you have found me instead! Allow me to introduce myself properly! I am a Foreigner... true name, Amelia Earhart. The long lost aviator is now under your command.”