#twisted quotes

[your-mighty-words-astound-me]

“You remind me of someone I knew long ago. You have her eyes, you have her heart”

“If I'm capable of greatness, it's not innateness, don't you see? You're the one who put it there, the power in me”

“I wish you didn't have to go when our story’s just begun”

“I wish you every happiness”

“Funny. That’s not the ending I recall”

“I’m pretty sure someone wished for your happiness”

“I always said a thousand and one nights wasn’t enough”

“What of our story? How does it end?” “It doesn’t”

[i-am-me-blog]

If wishes were horses there'd be no other animals to learn about

(via i-am-me-blog)

[urcutoff]

Spece: That shit kicks you straight in the medulla oblangata

Darrell: isn't that the name for your uvula?

Spece: No... that's your uvula

[complainingaboutlifeallthetime]

seize every moment cause tomorrow you might be dead

[sandyquill]

Odd quote

The quote is this: 

One of these days, Lizzie, someone will catch your eye and then you’ll have to watch your tongue.

It's from Pride and Prejudice, 2005. 

It's a bit macabre. Okay, it's probably just me. But think of it - if someone catches Lizzie's eye...ew...she'll have to watch her tongue.

Her own tongue. Because her eye will be in someone else's hand.

Ew. Twice.

Okay. Yeah. Probably just me. 

[sixwaystoshakespeare]

Give me my robe, put on my crown I go to seize the porcelain throne For I have immortal longings in me That will droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven

The Keeper of Dawn, "Light's Out"

J.B. Hickman

[musiciansfury]

"I've been reliably informed that I don't have a heart. I know where it is though, and I don't want it back just yet. I have hope that this will all work out."

[foxsdaybook]

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the hallmark of a CS student.