I love split fiction, and I love playing with my friends, BUT OH MY GOD!!! IM ALWAYS THE ONE WAITING, AND I ALWAYS ASK “do you want any help?” Or “do you want me to do it?” AND THEY ALWAYS SAY NO!!!! How many times do I have to watch you miss the same jump before you answer my call and allow me put to use the skills I’ve long since mastered?!?!












