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Holt gets it

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When you can't wait for a full touch down #thesulliedsullemberger

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Theoretical physics of liquid expulsion.

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I pooped earlier. It started with an earth-shattering fart that was followed by the smallest poop

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Holiday build-up

I pooped four times yesterday afrer being on hold since Christmas Eve. You get a poop, you get a poop, EVERYONE GETS A POOP

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I'm going to give a shit

I was doing the deed and thinking about random stuff, like usual, when it dawned on me - the phrase "taking a shit" is such a lie. You aren't taking anything (except maybe toilet paper which you could steal), you are giving something away. The toilet is the one doing the taking. It sits there in silence, waiting. Waiting for the time it can snatch away our gift with its greedy porcelain fingers.

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Bliss

Now that I'm back from vacation and alone again, I can poop at home with the door open

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