#twst incorrect quotes

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#739 Mother-In-Law time~

Yuu: I make out with Floyd/Jade? He's fine. I kiss him on the nose? He's a mess

Yuu: I slap Him's on the ass? He doesn't care. I hold his hand and kiss his knuckles. He's inconsolable-

Yuu: Why does simple affection break them? I do not know-

Georgina*Hums drinking tea beside you*My husband is the same...I slam him into a wall and have my way with him? he is fine, but if I grab his face and nuzzle my forehead against his?... Oh, he drops to his knees and won't look me in the eyes for hours!~

You really have big balls to talk about what you do to her son's-does she care? HELL NO-she just happy she WILL get grandbabies...she did lose hope...

[m4r-len3]

Twisted Wonderland Thought

Have any of you considered a Yuu/Mc who, when dealing with Malleus, just sternly announces his full government name in his native tongue if he ever goes too far and crosses a line?

Like Malleus will be late to every single date, he has no sense of time, and if YOU'RE late then there's gonna be a full week of snow in the midst of summer. Like bitch, get off your ass and go to the corner now. I'm not dealing with this bullshit.

Especially once they get married and get into an argument, like:

Malleus: Did you just order me-

Yuu/Mc: Yes, I fucking did, corner. Now.

Malleus: That is rather bold of you-

Yuu/Mc: Malleus Draconia I will personally never go on another gargoyle watch with you if you test my judgement. Go to the fucking corner.

Malleus: ...

*Several minutes later during baking, you hear thunder in the distance*

Yuu/Mc: MALLEUS DRACONIA!

*the thunger abruptly stops*

Yuu/Mc: THANK YOU! ...Dragon thinks he can give me an attitude... "rAtHeR bOlD oF yOu"- Shut your mouth, I am your fucking wife.

[burnyourvillage1968]

Malleus: I'm one of the strongest mages alive in Twisted Wonderland.

Malleus: Nothing in this world could harm me. Not even a lock of hair of mine.

Malleus: ..SO a mere disease could barely impact me since I possess a great abundance of vitality as a fact of my dragon fae genes.

Yuu: ..

Malleus: 🥺

Yuu: ..

Yuu: I don't care how cute you are, I'm not kissing you till my flu's gone

Malleus: But a week without a token of your affection could easily weaken me..

Yuu: 🙂

Yuu: If Tsunotarou can survive Lilia's cooking, then a strong dragon could wait a bit longer for a child of man to get better

[idiasplayertwo]

yuu: ah, im nothing special, aren't i?

ace, riddle, azul, jack, malleus & silver: your...everything.

[moonlit-midnight]

[palmtree-amelia22]

TWISTED WONDERLAND CRACK #6

Yuu's and Leona's 1st interaction (kind of) in a nutshell:

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Twisted Wonderland (Masterlist)

[yetanotherexhaustedalchemist]

memes round 56.5: NRC men being the Boyfriends of All Time Edition

[married-to-google-translater]

Twisted wonderland incorrect quotes:

You and Malleus are out for a walk when you get a great idea to "kidnap" him.

Mc: *hugs Malleus* You have been kidnapped ;3

Malleus: You have kidnapped me, child of man?

Mc: Yes. You can't leave now *hugs tighter*

Malleus: Well, this is amusing. I suppose I have no choice but to stay here, seeing as I’ve been kidnapped. Do you mind if we continue our conversation about gargoyles while I'm being held captive?

- When a member of Diasomnia comes looking for Malleus because he’s been gone longer than usual. -

Malleus: *still being hugged* I cannot move leave; as you can clearly see, a child of man has kidnapped me.

Malleus doesn't mind being "kidnapped"; instead, he enjoys the attention and hugs you give him. However, this makes him want to "return the favor" in the future. Surely you don't mind that, do you?