#txt-ans

[ask-the-gangstars]

To answer your riddle, are you threatening to toss us into gay baby jail?

I already got the O.K. from @giorollz so yes. Enjoy your stay.

[ask-the-gangstars]

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET TURNED INTO AN ACTUAL DEMON?

I’ve always been like this. Do those glasses of yours even work?

[ask-the-gangstars]

Bruno said you've always been a demon each year, why?

I was born one.

Here’s proof.

[ask-the-gangstars]

can I get a hug from you

Your head is weirding me out, but sure.

[ask-the-gangstars]

can i get a hug or a high five from at least one of you guys?? you guys are wonderful people by the way 👊👊

The others were being COWARDS so I gotchu!!

- N.

[ask-the-gangstars]

WHO WANTS TO GO TO McDONALDS?? :D

I went ahead and made a chart about this based on personal experience.

- N.

[ask-the-gangstars]

So why did you refer almost everyone as goblins and not Bruno, yourself and Trish?

Gremlins* first of all.

Second, it’s simple: I’m more of a bastard than a gremlin. Bucciarati is too respectable for that. Trish has not wronged me yet, so she’s on neutral ground.

I think what I called everyone else is self-explanatory and fitting.

[ask-the-gangstars]

so is he dead or just severely injured

Trish here. Sadly we couldn’t get it on footage, but here is an artist’s rendition of what happened.

It’s easy to fling people away when they’re turned to rubber.

(I’m not great at drawing, sorry.)

- T.