Spouse just got a notice on his phone that a $72 order from a company called Ramen Bae would be arriving this Friday. He does not remember placing this order. He thought he'd dreamt it. Yet there it was, lots of things he'd been wanting from the company ever since he'd heard about it. They make generous-sized bags of freeze-dried and dehydrated toppings for ramen noodles.
In his 4 am, doped up on Tylenol with Codeine blurred brain, after having dental surgery that afternoon, all he could think about was how good soup would be because he wouldn't be into solid foods anytime soon.
He managed to order things we both would like - beef, seafood, and kimchi blends, (okay, only he would like the kimchi,) use a discount code to get 15% off, got the deal on free fish cakes for placing an order over $60, and free shipping.
I'm here laughing my ass off. The surprise, "you have a package arriving," could have been so much worse.
