#types collection

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first three words that come to mind for each mbti type based on absolutely nothing:

HAHA SO SORRY <3 infj here and super subjective but lessgo

INTJ: fire, story, night

INFJ: future, stars, touch

ESFJ: helpful, easy, strawberry

ISFJ: baking, care, detail

ISFP: artsy, music, flowers

ISTP: cars, smooth, strong

ESFP: karaoke, sunset, real

ESTP: cool, smirks, speed

ENTJ: slay, charge, mean

ENTP: devil, funny, orange

INFP: blankets, butterfly, feelings

ENFP: chaos, sun, bubbles

ENFJ: friendly, everyone, bright

INTP: anime, sleep, deprivation

ESTJ: boss, ruler, extra

ISTJ: solid, glasses, stats

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MBTI as funny things on the internet : Introvert edition

infp:

infj:

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how do you think each MBTI would react to their crush asking them out?

c r us h: would you like to get a coffee tomorrow?

INFJ: *stuffs excitement down down down down* yes. yes. i would... love that. 4pm? *jumps around whooping like a little kid once crush leaves*

INTJ: *malfunctions* whY? *starts blushing.... from embarrassment* NO not why i should go with you i meant. yes. i meant- why- *stop talkng now stop talking stop-*

ISFJ: *wide eyes* *starts smiling* yeah! yeah i would love to! *does a little jaw drop when you're gone* ohmygosh!

ISTJ: Like... together? To- together?

ESFJ: *does not contain it* ohmygosh really? yeah! i'd love that!!! <3333333333333<3333333333<333-

ESTJ: *gets really suspicious* *frowns* did someone put you up to this?? HUH? did one of my friends istg imma KILL them-

ENFJ: *plays it the coolest* yeah, sounds good! *crush leaves* *buries head in hands* soUndS gOoD? iS that ALL we had to SAY?

ENTJ: *malfunctions*. *pause*. YES i mean yeah for sure that would be nice .......(*mentally chucks out their jam packed schedule for the entire evening*)

INTP: *dies* coffee? coffee. yeah.... i like coffee, so, yes! yes.

ENTP: I already had a coffee. *crush leaves* NO NO WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT... sorry i.... forgot to turn it off... how about 4? *after crush leaves* ...the one time i failed to be cool is now? really?

ISTP: Sounds good dude (*internal* dUDe?! DuDE wth how do i turn this thing OFF)

ESTP: Yeah *puts hand out on wall do the the sexy lean but for once misjudges and slips* (doesn't mind because it makes crush laugh)

ENFP: sorry let me just- *puts hand on wall for support* im just mentally keysmashing- *gives them the brightest sunshiney smile ever* YEAH i would love to!

INFP: *blushes perfectly* *wants to run and hide* *gives them the most hurried nod*

ESFP: yeah for sure sounds funsies! *crush leaves* *commence: phone a friend* BESTIE GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. WAIT NO I SAID FUNSIES *cries* WHY DID I SAY FUNSIES. "you always say funsies" I knoW but that was so not a sLaY. wait... what do i wear?? WHAT DO I WEAR?

ISFP: *bites lip and looks at the floor to stop smiling until they regain composure and look up* for sure! i know a super vibey place down the road...

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if each type had a lil animal mascot or sidekick or smth what do you think they would have?

——- mbti as animals post. << btw below is pretty much the same as this apart a few which I thought probably aren’t the most practical or fitting sidekick/mascots

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INTJ: Raven 

ENFP: Australian Sheperd Dog

ISTJ: Green Sea Turtle

ENTP: Fox

ENTJ: Lion

INFP: Hedgehog

ISTP: Jaguar

ESTP: Iguana

ESFP: Flamingo

INFJ: Snowy owl

ENFJ: Swan

ISFJ: Rabbit 

ISFP: Tabby cat

ESFJ: Snow Seal

INTP: Badger

ESTJ: Heron

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can i eat lunch with you guys?

Yes! of course <3: ENFJ, INFP, ISTJ ISFJ, ESFJ, ISFP

*looks to rest of group*: INFJ, ISTP, INTJ

*too busy eating to hear you*: ESTP

*can't hear you over own voice*: ESFP, ENTJ

No, no you can't (joking): ENFP, ENTP, INTP

No, no you can't (serious): ESTJ

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divide all the MBTIs withing these tropes

looks like a cinnamon roll, can actually kill you:

looks like can kill you, it's a cinnamon roll:

looks like a cinnamon roll, it's a cinnamon roll:

looks like can kill you, will kill you.:

feel like we've perhaps done this ngl but here goes just in case

looks like a cinnamon roll, will kill you:

infp, infj, enfj, esfp

looks like can kill you, is a cinnamon roll:

istj, istp, intp, entj

looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll:

isfj, isfp, enfp, esfj

looks like can kill you, will kill you:

estp, estj, intj, entp

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How do you think each MBTI would react to someone crying because of something they did/said?

ENFP: NONNONONO don't cry don't *grabs your face*

INFP: Oh god I'm so sorry I never meant to- *hugs you*

INFJ: *stares at you with that eyebrows like: ╱ ╲ expression*

INTJ: *extreme panick* what did i do what did i do??

ENTJ: Don't cry there's nothing to cry about WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

ESTJ: What are you doing?

ISTJ: Oh... I- *comes to your side and pats your shoulder* there there

ISFJ: Oh... oh honey don't cry *gives you a hug* it’s gonna be okay

ESFJ: o-oh hey no i didn't mean it like that i promise come here *hugs you tightly and doesnt let go for a while*

ISFP: *wide eyes as their heart breaks too* you know i'd never mean to hurt you right? *gives you a tentative but solid hug*

ESFP: **sighs** I’m not slaying this am I … bestie don’t cry you’re too gorgeous to cry don’t let me get to you like that

ISTP: *freezes* um- sht im so sorry *awkwardly shuffles around* can i uh d-do you want a hug ?

ESTP: Bro- I... one second *goes over to isfj* I think I did something

ENTP: oh lol you look like you're about to cry *realises person is acc crying* *panick pt 2* WHAT DID I DO WHAT DID I DO

INTP: *whispers* oh shoot umm i... do you want me to stay or-

ENFJ: @edenfenixblogs (how could we forget) *starts crying too* oh my god I'm so sorry I- please forgive me