#tyrionyork

[daenystheedreamer]

This is tyrionyork again with another kuwtb / modern au question because these are fun: what do you think is the fashion style of each barranister?

tommen is dressed up in little sailor suits okay.... i believe cersei has like. gajillion dollar photoshoots where he's in a little sailor boy costume with a big lollipop :)

joffrey is so polo shirt yacht white boy abercrombie and finch old money tiktok core fashion. or this:

myrcella would cycle through westerosi tiktok trends. like cottagecore vsco clean girl blah blah etcetc. rich white girl type. with scrunchies.

cersei... think real housewives but even worse. even whiter. even more inner city suburbs.

tyrion in the steve jobs turtleneck... sexy. but business casual. roman roy succession dot jpeg.

renly is bespoke suits. renly would describe stannis as normcore, stannis would describe himself as a normal man wearing normal man clothing. loras is a gymbro in gymbro clothing. marge and renly buy loras' clothing for him or he will just wear booty shorts and a wifebeater.

[daenystheedreamer]

Tyrionyork again. What sort of trends do you think would exist in westerosi tiktok? Challenges? Which songs do you think would have popular dances? Biggest question: do you think there's a rains of castermere soundbite

you know how people theorise (are correct) about how justin trudeau is actually the son of fidel castro and his mother cheated/consensually cucked pierre trudeau. i think this very easily translates to westeros. i know a+j=j+c is a shitpost conspiracy on westeros tiktok.

they make Is Henry Kissinger Dead Yet? twitter accounts about walder frey. also there's a twitter account like liza minnelli outlives and every time some old fart croaks it they're like. Walder Frey Has Outlived Gyles Rosby. Walder Frey Has Outlived Cersei Lannister's Stint On Real Housewives.

i know planetoscryptidgirlies are sooo crazy about ice spiders and squishers. ooo and harrenhal... also queer history tiktok is soooooo annoying i know it. whitewashing gay targaryens like ok yes they did imperialism but did you know aegon the conquerer got dicked by orys baratheon?

[daenystheedreamer]

Oh hate asks are easier to answer than regular asks? No problem, hold my watered wine:

I hate how funny you are. kys. Youre so nice and fun to talk to and i'm glad i found your page. Dumbass

(tyrionyork)

see because i know its you its genuinely hard cos im like OUGH beloved puter friend took the time to say hello 😭🫶 anyway KYS!!! (pronounced kiss( ˘ ³˘)♡)

[daenystheedreamer]

(Tyrionyork as always) Keeping Up With The Barra/nnisters, but with asoiaf magic, how would that work in your opinion? I'm talking full reality tv version, not "just" modern au - how do you think magic plays in this version?

see. ok. my problem is i am a massive i mean MASSIVE pedantic nerd so anytime its urban fantasy or whatever im like So what is the implications. like how could the industrial revolution happen if magic exists right like how is it regulated by the government cos if u have government you have regulation. So im really annoying like that. BUT. i also think urban fantasy is saur fun+ if i turn my brain off i can imagine it like asoiaf where its like just at the edges yknow. cersei would get cancelled for doing arson with wildfyre. dany births dragons while at Myr University in her dorm room and she has to comically hide them. Where Are They Now for arya (the sister of the girlfriend of the sister of the boyfriend of the uncle from kuwtb) and its like *clickbait youtube video voice* arya stark is practicing the arcane assassination arts at the house of black and also they go by he/they now

[daenystheedreamer]

absolutely. you get it you get it. he has a weird fascination with lana asap rocky national anthem video but he'd never reblog the actual video, just gifs / photos. and then straight up porn. only tag he has is #upl sansa's a notorious weheartit photo stealer and there have been some controversies around it. she's been the topic of some callout posts. they dont know it but she and jeyne w have each other blocked on side blogs for some ridiculous beef, because they're both the aggressively cheerful type. sansa and jeyne p have an impressive snapchat streak btw, but half of it is just "i just post on tumblr, reblog it" back and forth. (to the surprise of no one this is tyrionyork i forgot to mention)

no notes 🫶 also cersei would NEVER use tumblr but i know she and sansa would get into doxxing callout cancellation beef over supernatural wincest discourse