just had a hilarious flashback memory of being 5 and wandering into a random child's birthday party that was being held in a rented room at some chuck-e-cheese like place in brooklyn, sitting down at a table and being offered pizza by who i assume was the kid's parents because they probably thought i was one of their kids' friends. i'm kind of just dying imagining them thinking like "whose kid is this? where are her parents?" and remembering my mom eventually stumbling in and apologizing profusely to the family as she dragged me out








