What the fuck do you think you are, a mess of wire and motherfuckerboard instead of a bloodpusher, blood, and tissue? You do not
short-circuit. It doesn’t matter that one of your dirty cheeks is now clean as a goddamn whistle, disregarding what else your companion has been licking, or that your shoulder has been uncomfortably digging into a conveniently located window pane for a while now, the window pane being something you hastily grabbed on to for balance. You are not going to short fucking circuit.
Instead, you heave a sigh, right yourself, and test your balance. It’s been a couple of days and you haven’t really eaten, but — whatever.
TEREZI I HAD GRIME ON MY FUCKING FACE. COULDN’T YOU SMELL IT? DON’T TELL ME YOUR OLFACTORY SENSORS ARE DYING WITH THE LAST FLICKERING EMBERS OF OUR HOPE, *AGAIN*, OR SOMETHING. THAT IS THE LAST THING I NEED AT THIS POINT.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLEAN OUT YOUR PALATE TOO BUT FUCK, DOES IT EVEN MATTER TO YOU??
You’re kind of rambling. You’re very aware of this.
YEAH YEAH I KNOW YOU GET YOUR KICKS OUT OF MY GODFORSAKEN BLOOD AND SHIT AND PRETTY MUCH EVERY OTHER BODILY SECRETION THAT ISN’T INHERENTLY DISGUSTING.
BUT MY SKIN IS GREY, TEREZI, UNLESS GREY IS ALSO ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITE FLAVOURS NOW??
I SEEM TO RECALL YOU SAYING IT WAS “DRAB DIRTY PAVEMENT”, MUCH LIKE THE VERY GROUND WE ARE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO STAND ON.
You cough to clear your throat. You also wonder why you’re not acting up more. You should be formulating plans, you dipshit! You should be roping people into protests and revolutions. The fate of more than one universe rests on your well-worn shoulders, and your shoulders are doing a crap job.
You brush off these thoughts by glaring harder than usual. One shitty encounter at a time, right? Look, you’re face to face with the Seer of goddamn Mind here. You need to get off your sorry ass and get straight to work.
This is the perfect time to start gathering intel again.
WHERE DID YOU EVEN FUCKING COME FROM, ANYWAY?? AS IN, WHICH SECTOR, WE WERE BOTH ON THE METEOR BEFORE THIS HAPPENED
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU GOT HERE??
Karkat's post-being-licked rant! It's such a predictable outcome that the laughter was almost immediate.
TEREZI: 4H4H4H4H4H4
TEREZI: OH
TEREZI: 1S TH4T WHY YOU SM3LL3D SO W31RD?
TEREZI: 1 W4S WOND3R1NG WH4T TH4T W4S!!
You were wondering why he smelled so weird yet you licked him anyways. He smelled weird, but you still licked him. Terezi I think it's time you checked your life choices.
You stop laughing half way through his first rant and manage to last until half way through his second. At which point you just can't help yourself.
TEREZI: GOD K4RK4T!
TEREZI: M4YB3 WH4T3V3R YOU H4V3 B33N ROLL1NG 1N G4V3 YOU FL4VOR!
TEREZI: H4H4H4H4
Yeah that was complete nonsense. Honestly he tasted just as he said he should've; like dirty pavement, along with some other strange tastes that you'd rather not place. But it wasn't an utterly terrible taste, it just wasn't at all good!
All in all though, you didn't even really pay attention to his actual taste. It was just so much more fun to tell people they tasted delicious--or terrible--than telling them they tasted neutral and weird. This time you just happened to take the potentially sarcastic nice route! But of course, Karkat had to take your pseudo compliment and debunk it completely!
Oh well, this situation is really silly anyways, and Karkat's next question makes it seem like he thinks so too.
TEREZI: 1 C4M3 FROM S3CTOR S1X
TEREZI: TH3 R34LLY N1C3 SM3LL1NG ON3!
TEREZI: TH1S ON3 DO3SNT SM3LL SO N1C3 BUT 1 LOST TR4CK OF WH1CH ON3 1T 1S
You pause, trying once again to remember what caused you to end up in this city. But, like the other times you've contemplated this same question, you can't even remember the dream bubble you had been in, let alone how you got here. It's so frustrating. And despite knowing that at least a few of your friends were here too, you haven't really been able to talk to them much, so you don't even know if they remember anything either.
TEREZI: UGH
TEREZI: NO 1V3 TR13D 4ND 1 ST1LL C4NT R3M3MB3R 4NYTH1NG
TEREZI: 1 W4S 4SL33P ON THE HORN P1L3 4ND TH3N 1 WOK3 UP H3R3
TEREZI: HOW 4BOUT YOU, WH1CH S3CTOR DO YOU L1V3 1N?
TEREZ1: 4ND DO YOU R3M3MB3R 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT G3TT1NG H3R3?
Finding out how you all got here was one of the most important mysteries you needed to solve, since it would probably be the key to getting you back. But you also needed to figure out why you were here, what this 'social experiment' was for. Paradox space rarely threw you into a situation that didn't have an impact on something or another, so learning the purpose of this place was probably paramount to not fucking everything up more--maybe. Another important goal you should focus on is figuring out who else from yours or the human's sessions got brought here.
But before all of that...
TEREZI: UHH
TEREZI: K4RK4T
TEREZI: B3FOR3 W3 ST4RT SH4R1NG MOR3 NOT3S
TEREZI: M4YB3 W3 SHOULD F1ND YOU 4 B4TH TUB!