#u dickhead

[nabilfekir]

jesé isn’t exactly making himself look pretty for the transfer window is he

[oaknymph]

snail, yesterday:oh woe is me, I am dying, let me bury myself in 8 inches of mud, my time has finally come, I am but an old gastropod

snail, today: OH WOW I LOVE LIFE I MUST CLIMB OVER EVERYTHING OH MAN IS THIS CUCUMBER LET ME DEVOUR IT

[wiggle-boy]

pro-fuckin-tip: if the light turns yellow and someone's waiting to turn, stop your fcking car and let them turn. do NOT be a dick and nearly T-bone them.

[somekangarookid]

itsboogiesboys replied to your post: “Listening to my pitched down version of a certain song is so surreal …”:

"TO THE LADIES, IM SURPRISE!" He says as he kidnaps Sally and plans to eat her

oogie no

[thanewyard-blog]

i dare u thane. ur ass is so flabby and old

"You need to check out what's the good perks of being immortal and stopping the aging process around the twenties. I now understand why you need education at this school. Dick."

[oot3ds]

thanks caitie :^)

[biafra-for-mayor]

Follow for more irrational bandmember crushes