#ugh coffee

[raendown]

Thank you, I'm actually gonna eat cow meat like a starving animal, I'm so weak. Did you win the battle against your taste buds or did you also tasted defeat?

Anon this started off so ominous, my morning brain forgot about last night’s ask for ten seconds and just stared at ‘eat cow meat’ like. o.o

Send help, I’m laughing too much.

Depends on your definition of defeat. I still can’t stand the taste of coffee...but I did go to Tim Horton’s and make them put an espresso shot in my French Vanilla. So...there’s that. 

[guinevereyoung]

Me: -wakes up constipated-

Me: Time for coffee!

Me about 15 mins after 2 cups of coffee: -eternal regret-

[annasova]

I don’t drink coffee & I have to carefully monitor my caffeine intake. It triggers some anxiety for me and makes me feel all around nauseous and jumpy. But I bought myself cold brew dairy free ice cream and I am LIVING. It tastes so much better than I remember.

[my-pants]

Why do y'all even follow me

[tonyandhisbots-archive]

[ loud disoriented noises ]

[yumebx]

sometimes people make bad choices, and it's okay

me? I make bad choices constantly every single day of my life

[noobbody]

When I tell people that I don't drink coffee (ever), they look at me like I'm the Bay Harbor Butcher.

[upcomingfuneral]

I've ran out of coffee, kill mE.