Welcome to Night Vale Episode 106: Filings
Cecil, I don’t have special bird powers.
Isn’t that good? People acknowledging angels?
Oh yay. A new intern. And we know NOTHING about him.
Hmm, I love legal debates. But only this one. This is the only one that I’m invested in.
Your new intern sounds... Very... Upset...
Can we please get rid of the Distant Prince? I don’t like that fucker.
Oh great. The Woman from Italy. I hate her even more than the Distant Prince.
Are Pteranodons and commercial airliners usually part of The Battle of the Bands.
Josh got a boyfriend. Congratulations.
I’m the one true God. A gray pigeon named Alphonzo told me so.
I’ve got to get Alphonzo a human body part and, oh yeah, the Bible was wrong.
Darn. I can’t go to City Council’s birthday party because I’m a decent person.
Yay. More fake memories. You guys seem to suffer from those a lot.
Is the intern’s wallet made... Out of human leather???
I would tell Cecil off for snooping through his intern’s wallet but... I’m curious to find out who he is.
What do you mean? Was the intern you, Cecil?
Oh right. Cecil doesn’t look into mirrors. For some reason.
This is very disturbing and also very confusing and uh... What am I supposed to think about this?
Cecil is questioning existence and also questioning if Harry Styles is real.
Well... What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
