#ulrick

[incorrectyuuriboys]

Kidnapper: I have your boyfriend

Listener: Which one, I have like ten

Kidnapper: The loud, rowdy and annoying one

Listener: I see that you're trying... but that doesn't help

[miavelour]

Nathan et Ulrick sont officiellement ensemble.

[devildaisies]

ur a million lightyears away from him right now but i Love him

[jordanlyoko]

[incorrectyuuriboys]

What I think they'd get arrested for

Seth: Assault

Lucien: Tax evasion

Finn: Jay-walking

Faust: Verbal assault

Auron: Fraud and tax evasion

Egon: Kidnapping

Ulrick: Aiding a fugitive

Yandere!Finn: Premeditated murder

Alphonse: Attempted murder, gang activity, assault, breaking and entering, threatening, shop-lifting

[incorrectyuuriboys]

The boys as stupid shit I've said

Echo: Why would you steal electric wire??

Ulrick: Y'know therapy is a good option, but so is rage-breaking everything in the room

Charlie: Mom said no [You're 20!] Mom said no

Alphonse: Maybe I wouldn't be so tired if I didn't have you riding my dick!

Seth: Oh gods, I can't believe you banged our professor

Lucien: The cow is already dead Susan throwing it in the trash won't change that

[incorrectyuuriboys]

Seth: Why are your boobs so big?

Ulrick: They're not boobs

Seth: D'you have to wear a bra?

[incorrectyuuriboys]

Listener: Did you know that jellyfish have been living for thousands of years without brains?

Ulrick: A ray of hope for you, little bird