#unbread

[thepinkseat-askthemoonbunny]

I wonder if necromancers could animate bread because yeast is technically a living thing that dies when baked.

[buffdavinci]

[toasty-draws]

Artober Day 4 - Dessert Beware the unbread! - Chef cat from Overcooked 2!

[just-shapes-and-sweaters]

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[goblins-den]

Weirdough

weirdough (weer-doh):

Definition: 1. A pastry or bread product made sentient by genetic manipulation or sorcery. 2. A strangely shaped donut, strudel, ect.

Example: The Burnsvery Bread Boy is a weirdough. He may appear to be a lovable scamp that helps you in the kitchen, but he's just as liable to bite your fingers off.

See also: hybread, the unbread, the unwholey (for weirdoughs NOT made from whole wheat).

[joy-drops]

⚠ I didn't find you. You found me. I am the real Joey.

Wow 2 deep 4 me

[joy-drops]

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[sinqingquietly]

I was tagged by unbread Nickname: syd, syddie, toucan, squidly. Birthday: June 20th Gender: Female Favorite Color: baby blue and army green. Current Time & Date: April 20th, 2069 Avg Hours of Sleep: 6-7ish Lucky Number: 6 Last Thing I Googled: the phone number for a sushi place One Place That Makes Me Happy: outside. How Many Blankets Do I Sleep Under: 1.899 blankets and a sheet. Favorite Fictional Character: Simon Lewis Favorite Books: The White Rabbit Chronicles Favorite Anime: no Favorite TV Shows: NCIS: LA, Criminal Minds, The Walking Dead, etc. Favorite Food: sushiiiiii Last Movie I Saw In Theaters: Gone Girl Dream Vacation: to Ireland or Hawaii Dream Wedding: uuhhh Dream Job: Anywhere I can be annoyed by coworkers who like to make an ass out of themseves by belting the lyrics of bohemian rhapsody across the store. I tag toobeyond, and livenow-forgetlater