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You know that kid isn’t yours, right?

which is why i call myself uncle jack. i’ve done more for that kid than [redacted because i wont give him the satisfaction to mention his name] ever will. i pride myself on being present and loving her as much as an uncle can. because her father is a self obsessed piece of shit and we call him by his first name because he doesn’t deserve to be called a father.

#the pitt #the pitt rp #jack abbot #dr jack abbot #roleplay #the pitt jack abbot #ask blog #da pitt #ask abbot #baby bun lily #uncle j

i had a vision.

#i cant stop thinking about this guy. either of them #adventure time #distant lands #digital #blaine #uncle j #i guess. i feel dumb every time i tag him. idk why.#drags spiderverse meme out of the depths of the internet for this

Omg! I had the greatest idea ever!!

You know how in every Maribat AU, Marinette always ends up taking the destruction from the Lazarus pit out of Jason and/ or Damian? Well then how about this, Marinette (as the Guardian) meets The Joker and takes out the Chemical Acid (Craziness) out of him. I don’t know maybe make him her Uncle J.

#Joker #Marinette Dupain-Cheng #The Joker #Jasonette #Daminette #Ace Chemicals #Lazarus Pit #Maribat #Uncle J #is definitely not The Joker

My friend: *telling jinn stories* so then the jinn...

Me: ahem there's someone behind you *everyone looks behind her*

Her: ASTAGHFIRALLAH ASTAGHFI- oh your niece...... SO UNCLE JAY

#telling jinn stories with kids in the room hahahahaha #uncle j #now all of us are scared to meet an uncle with a j name #masar #p #these posts are purely for memories #just ignore them lol

one thing i found out while color picking is that blaine and their uncle are exactly the same shade of color

blaines mom got them the shirts and she thinks theyre adorable. uncle j doesnt get it but he'll wear the shirt long enough for a photo to make his sister happy

#they ARE adorable.#the guys. ever #biting through chain link fences right now about everything.#do i tag this. i drew this in (checks) less than ten mintes.#digital #distant lands #blaine #uncle j #good enoughg.

they have the ENTIRE guard wrapped around their finger no wonder they are so insufferable

uncle j: hey buddy what’s--

blaine: THROW SPADER IN THE RIVER DO IT DO IT NOW

wizard guard 1: spader? what’d he do? blaine: CUZ HE FUCKING PUSHED ME THATS-- uncle j: language

uncle j: but, blaine, we can’t just throw spader in the river because you’re mad at him--

wizard guard 2: we can’t? uncle j: NO?!

uncle j: DO YOU DO ANYTHING BLAINE TELLS YOU TO??

wizard guard 2: yeah wizard guard 3: pretty much

#j's extent of ability to take care of children is like 'dont let them curse i guess. i think thats bad.'#adventure time #distant lands #traditional #blaine #spader #wizard guards #uncle j #him too. he gets a special tag. i despise him (Affectionate)#did anyone see that video i saw with two kids and one almost knocks the other in the river and in retaliation he goes GUARDS!! GUARDS #that was so blainecore. i wish i could find it again #anyways i love drawing Blaine And Their Friends The Entire Wizard Guard Popuilation but all the guards and blaine are the Same Colors #SIGHS #also sorry. i forgot last time i posted a colored comic. they have piss diamonds. not red ones. smh. im in a really great headspace

i dont want to look at this anymore but i need you all to see the uncle j lore in my head

wizard guard: euch wizard guard: oh hey little man

wizard guard: what are you doing here

wizard guard: you probably came with blaine huh? they do what they want

wizard guard: jared shouldnt have let you come though. like, his nibling is one thing-- what was going through his head?

#Hes So Dumb! i love him #hes so silly to me. he is like a disneychannel older brother to me. he lost blaine like twice and arrested a child.#and he (HE) carried larry to a crime scene #blaine: hold this #uncle j: why are we bringing your rock to the crime scene #(<- every single other adult can tell that its larry)#adventure time #distant lands #wizard guards #uncle j #blaine #larry #digital #im not tagging it animated i jsut ripped that ripght out of a windows screensaver #my poor computer . poor tumblr. We Can Only Handle Tiny gifs.#well sorry uncle j you will have to be. grainy.#it wasnt even that big a gif

#yelling #wait did i never post this. what is this doing in my drafts.#you all have to see tiny kids harass their friends really tall and relatively patient cool uncle dot png #friend climbs on him and the other two just talk his ear off #adventure time #distant lands #spader #blaine #larry #uncle j #traditional #this is old as hell. im so far back in my drafts blaine looks awful in all my pictures back here but this one is too iconic to Me

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