#undertale-tales

[thebonezone66]

* Flowey writes "I'M A DIRTY CEREAL KILLER" on the darg's snoot.

The Dragon awakens, smacking his jaw sleepily before outright yawning. There’s a good cat-like stretch before he gets up entirely to go about his business. It seems he doesn’t notice what’s happened yet. Neither have the SOULs. Or maybe they’re in on this too..?

[ask-sans-archived]

* "Hot dog!"

[✱ HE FUCKING TACKLES THIS GODDAMN FLOWER FULL-FORCE WHILE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS.]

[two-littlesouls]

*instead of booping, picks up Emmun and tosses her into the air at 1 mph*

(( *Emmun flies into the air at 1 mph, there she go* 

*... then she falls back to the ground, and lands on her face. There she lay.*))

[ask-the-erased]

oh fuck. at least i still have drawer pasta

((IT WAS NOODLES YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK))

[ask-the-erased]

shut up nerd

((Wow. Alright blog over everyone go home))

[your-best-friend-flowey]

Ⓐ @ my little flower fuck or the demon child, w/e you prefer B)

//Or, the only one whom my characters can comment on, Miss Strafe.

* The gentleman hums in thought as you describe a spider hidden behind a wooden mask. He has indeed met her before, though only indirectly.

You speak of the one known as STRAFE. A  p u p p e t of a BROKEN individual who believes himself to be a GOD.

SHE and I are not too d i s s i m i l a r . Both SERVANTS of that which would think itself INVINCIBLE. Both content to BIDE their time, knowing that at the end of the hourglass, WE end w i t h it.

She serves... faithfully. Though she can be SWAYED with reason, whereas her MASTER..?

Well that is another matter altogether.

* Upon pressing the inky gentleman on the topic, he simply chuckles, a bloody grin spreading upon his face.

A FLOWER that believes itself to be a TOWER. An INSECT that believes itself to be a WHALE. A small, somewhat pitiful creature, with more POWER than it knows what to do with. It will find its comeuppance. Until then? Steer c l e a r of its path, lest it force upon you a TERRIBLE fate.

[rcdacted]

* "⚐🕆❄ ⚐☞ 👍🕆☼✋⚐💧✋❄✡ 👎✋👎 ✡⚐🕆 🏱🕆❄ ✌ ☼🕆👌👌☜☼ 👎🕆👍😐 👎⚐🕈☠ ❄☟☜☼☜✍ ✋ ☺🕆💧❄ 🕈✌☠❄ ❄⚐ 😐☠⚐🕈 ✋☞ 🕈☜🕯☼☜ ⚐☠ ❄☟☜ 💧✌💣☜ 🏱✌☝☜ ☟☜☼☜📬"

    I’LL BE COMPLETELY HONESTHERE: I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT WASGOING TO COME OUT FROMUNDER THERE. I JUST LET THEVOID DO ITS THING.

    LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT ITWAS FEELING LIKE TENTACLES.

[foxy-sierra]

A gift for a nerd friend on his day of birth. HIS BERF DEY!!!!! :U I had a lot of fun drawing corrupted flowey~ @undertale-tales is an awesome nerd~