* dusk has come & gone , leaving him washed in the glow of the darkness . there’s a god for that , he thinks – someone who bestows the shadows upon mankind , someone who painted all the stars in the sky & gifted moonlight to the unworthy . his body is long , draped along a bench as his head rests awkwardly on an armrest ; a lamenting sigh falls from his lips , sitting up as company approaches . he sends them a look , taking a sip from a bottle of deep scarlet that appears from underneath a coat he doesn’t need . ❛ shouldn’t you be in bed ? it’s late out , you know & i’ve learned that people are more diurnal than nocturnal . ❜ he shrugs , hiding his bottle again & comfortably sitting back in the center of his claimed throne . ❛ though , personally , i’ve always favored the night . ❜
hello everyone this is KING OF WINE and resident mind control expert, dionysus ! he’s a weird fellow , but he’s a good time . if you’re human , however , you WILL NOT LIKE HIM .
( SEAN ‘P DIDDY’ COMBS, CISMALE, HE/HIM ╱ well, if it isn’t DIONYSUS, who has decided to grace us with HIS presence. I heard the GOD OF WINE has been living amongst the humans for 101 YEARS, and hasn’t aged a day, funny right ? they can be AUDACIOUS & FLAMBOYANT, you should watch out because they are also known to be AVARICIOUS & HAUGHTY. HE harnesses the power of MINDCONTROL, and have chosen the path of being AGAINST the humans. ╱ MAR, 21, SHE/HER, CDT )
info below the cut ! !
dionysus has been in the mortal world for the bare minimum at 101 years. if this does not tell you enough about him i do not know what else will
this man is against the humans simply because he is tired of watching them wage their wars, and if you are ever capable of having him get truly serious, he will give valid reasons as to his dislike them. however, on all things surface level, he will say he hates them because they require his intervention and he wants nothing to do with them
this legend is honestly 98% of the time not sober, and to varying extents, but simply because he does not want to clock in for the day. he thinks that . . . it will just save him from having to do things.
he is not a fan of being surface and will usually be fucking around and causing all sorts of trouble. he ! does not ! want ! to be ! serious !
the wifi password is ‘fuckzeus123′
dionysus generally does not have issues with any of the other gods, whether they be greek or any other, but he does not make it a habit to befriend them
he is also 10x smarter than he appears, and his cunning is infinite. he just . . . does not find the need to be anything but what he seems to be at most times
give him rivals, acquaintances, humans to bully, etc
it isn’t that he’s not listening - - - dionysus catalogues every word spoken in his presence before stowing it neatly away , as if he needs to remember what was said in the future - - - but he simply does not care . the ramblings of others do not satisfy him , particularly of those who seem to speak about things that hold no importance . ❛ this is the worst part of my day . ❜ he says without pause , picking at a nonexistent speck of lint on his yves saint laurent men’s gradient sequined jacket . he is nothing but a man of style , after all . ❛ and do you really want to know what this beats ? hm ? me stepping in DOG FECES in the UPPER EAST SIDE . how do you feel about that ? ❜