Gav and I wrote a novel together I think it's gonna win all the awards
Perth hurr durr
Chapter 1
Everything would happen on this day; the whole plan would come into action. Gavin’s mum would pick me up from the train station and bring me over to his house without him knowing. I would turn up at the door and...
[INSERT GAVIN SCREAMING TO START NEXT CHAPTER HERE]
Chapter 2
What? OH GOD! I CAN’T FRIKITY FRACKITY REMEMBER WHERE I LEFT OFF
Chapter 3
Chapter 4...
Chapter 4
Chapter 5...
Chapter 5
I SHIP SALT AND PEPPER SO HARD
Chapter 6
Wait wasn’t I telling a story here?
Chapter 7
Balls. Well i really hecked up this time didn’t I.
Chapter 8
I’d better get back to the story here. Oh, by the way, there’s a broccoli called Eugene in this story. He is never mentioned, but he is always there. Always watching, always seeing, always smelling.
Chapter 9
ALWAYS
Chapter 10
And now, the weather
Chapter 11
[INSERT SCREAMS OF MURDERED BROCCILI]
Chapter 12
EUGENE NO!
Chapter 13
We must go Marty!
Where, Doc?
BACK TO THE STORY!
*flames appear*
Chapter 14
I stood at the door. I could hear footsteps drawing closer. I readied my spoon.
Chapter 15
Turns out it was really Iron Man at the door, and when I tried to hit him with the spoon he punched me in the face.
Chapter 16
Gavin appeared behind Iron Man, yelling “WHAT TEAM?” and “YOUR HEAD IS NOT IN THE GAME.”
Chapter 17
The game
Chapter 18
Holly’s body was never seen again
Epilogue
Iron man and Gavin had a pizza party while using Holly’s dead body as a footrest
