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Paco said you like Hatsune Miku

I love hatsune miku, but how are you talking to my turtle?

#bobby campbell rp #final destination rp #rp #final destination bloodlines rp #rp blog #bobby campbell #asks #weird #last I checked he can't talk #unless he can #and just doesn't like me #uh oh

Uhh, Did he?

#.img #this actually showed up on my activity #deadass lmao #I don't think he CAN like a comment I made tbh #unless he can #who knows

why does the demon king belial type like a teenage girl in 2008

Hi this is not Demon King or Whatever Belial, this is actually Angel Sandalphon, Archangel Sandalphon if you're nasty. Belial couldn't be here because I'm typing this in a church, and hah, that'd be cute. Right?

Why does Belial talk the way he does? What else would be the way for him to talk? I mean he's a demon, so obviously he's not going to talk in a way everybody likes. He's not gonna talk all holy. He's mostly gonna talk how he can through the vessel he's in, while making uh, Big Choices.

I'm not saying everyone who is an angel/demon/whathaveyou will make Big Choices but I do know Belial pretty well by now, having been crammed into small spaces with him in a human and me in another human, so I can tell you that BELIAL makes BIG CHOICES.

Big choices that often appear very silly and pointless to the observer.

And then later some silly thing he said while making one of his big dramatic speeches or posts or gestures will come back to haunt you in the way you least expect it, and it'll be right when he's there to see it and right when you can see HIM he will have a BIG GRIN ON HIS FACE and so yeah, why is he talking like a... teenage girl in 2008? (I'm not sure what that means. Like a teenage girl talking about Obama? Talking about the Financial Crisis? Is this a references to slang I don't pay attention to? Anyway... ) He's doing it to get away with Something Sneaky.

That's why.

Pay him and he'll say anything you want like a 2008 teenage girl about anything you request! Please do so! I want to watch this happen!

Yours truly,

Sandalphon

#hey it's sandalphon #belial #saying things about belial from a place he can't possibly counter me #unless he can #in which case roll on in mi amigo let's read bibles together!!!

Brrrrpp brreeee!! Bbbrrpp!!!

(Yes yes!! Yes!!!)

*He pats you.*

"You seem to like that idea, so I'm assuming it's a yes."

#i assume he can't understand tou #unless he can #in which case *walks across the floor like a fool*

Steven can't last 24 hours in space how could they

#su spoilers #steven universe #unless he CAN #gravity: a steven universe movie

it’s awesome that harry is in a movie (a NOLAN movie) but. he. can’t. act.

#unless he can #and was hiding it #or just needed a good director #either way #i'm excited #HS

"No, don't worry yourself. I'm-I'm fine." The Narrator attempted to walk past the slightly shorter woman. It worked, but each step was feebler then the last. (Very sick Narrator?)

Chell interlocked their arms near the end, helping him keep his balance. Poor thing.

She assumed he was going to die. People who got sick died, right? If he coughed, it meant that he was going to die. For sure.

((oh i am %100 down buT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHELL’S IMMUNE SYSTEM, RIGHT? THIS RP IS GUARANTEED TO END IN DEATH))

#britishrxmblings #ask #unless he can #narrate the illness away #i guess