We're penpals now :) and you don't get a choice! So, how was your day? Has marcia broken an ankle tripping over her own feet yet? Have you broken any laws recently? I bought a cactus and stole chocolate from aldi and it tastes so much better if its stolen, not sure why
Ooh yay! I've had a good if sleepy day as I had too much caffeine yesterday and didn't get to sleep til like. 7am lmao
Marcia says she has "never broken an ankle or any of her other bones by tripping over her own feet thank you very much". Whilst this is technically true its neglecting the many sprained ankles and that time she broke Milos finger by falling into him
THIS IS INADMISSIBLE IN A COURT OF LAW I haven't broken any laws myself recently but I think I am an accessory to a current crime spree. Spit fyre has taken a liking to eating peoples hats as the weather gets colder (he likes pom poms) and he's gotten into a really bad habit of backing anybody that walks past into a corner until they give up their hats. I do feel I'm maybe slightly responsible for this new series of muggings 😬 I put a box outside the Palace for people to pick up a decoy hat to give him so they don't have to give up their own but people just thought I was giving out free hats? and now I have a criminal dragon and a deficit of hats.
Ooh does the cactus have a name yet?! I used to have one called Harold but I watered it too much (because I thought it was dying of thirst) and it exploded. It was very sad
Ooh stolen chocolate does sound good, I always think the best tasting chocolates are the little ones you get on the run up to midwinters day. Dunno if that's because they've been packaged and left for months before eating but damn it tastes good. Ma Custard does the best dark chocolate, sea salt and bacon ones 🤌 do you have a favourite type of chocolate? I want to start a list so I can efficiently split up the variety boxes and make sure everyone gets their favourites
