My Friend is a Part of the Simpsons Apparently...
Friend: *on text sends me 👦👦👧👩👨*
Me: Why are they yellow? Or are you secretly yellow?
Me: *realisation* Ur an alien
Friend: Ya we are the DAMN SIMPSoNS
Me: Oh ok that makes sense... all those times...
Friend: WE ARE ON TV AND I STILL GO TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY
Me: Yep
Friend: (still raging) AND I'VE NEVER TOLD TOU UNTILL NOW
Me: Great spelling
Friend: YOU NOT TOU
Me: But no need to yell at me
Friend: SHUT UP ITS HOLLIDAYS
Me: I don't like it when you yell at me... and holidays only has one L.
*my friend then proceeded to call me and rage at me for about 30 minutes...*







