It's pointless really, every birthday of his is , simply put, torture. I mean what could you possibly get him, a watch? He has a whole cabinet just for his watches, you can't get him anything new. There is a Casio vintage that you got him with some money of your own, and that was years ago, he keeps it in a special box.
You said it yourself, no big money gifts, so the order is: clothes and that is specifically shirts. And books, you can't miss with books. At the end of the day you make him a nice cake, batter smudged by your kids hands and with that he gets to be with you. Who's the real winner in that marriage?🙄
● Islam
Fishing. That's it, it's going to be some new fishing gear that he wants to try. You just spot something that he doesn't have, and there it goes, you don't even have to know it's function.
Also, TOYS, mini model of his bike, his car, like one of those lego sets, but the set would be his bike. You get him something unusual and weird every time, at the start of the marriage you got him a toy of mini, tiny fish, no keychain just fish, and he carries it in his backpack all the time.
Don't even bother with clothes, Khabib gets him that, you don't even care to look in clothes section.
● Umar
Artsy boy, you paint him something and he's over the moon. Before you got married you gifted him one of your old landscape paintings, it was tiny and looked kind of wierd as it set on his bedroom wall, bare of anything else, for almost a year. You got married and he was blessed with your projects all the time.
Also likes to read EVERYTHING, man is understanding, little weirded out by you choise of books, but gets it.
Overall get him a cake, family gathering and he is all smiles, matter of fact just show up, he will figure everything out, don't even move a finger. So what if it's his birthday?
● Usman
This boy is picky, he wants a gift, that's his love language. Just remember him, but remember him well. Is best to remember him with somehing expensive. Matter of fact, why don't you pick out a lingeria that he likes and surprise him with it, show can start, come on girl, dance!
You tell him every his birthday that you won't buy him anything and that you are his biggest gift. You even put a little bow on yourself as he wakes up, he sees you next to him looking at your phone, proped up on an elbove, with a frown on your face, little bow on your tshirt and with least enthusiasm in the world wish him a happy birthday. Not even a kiss. He shines.
God he loves you!
● Khamzat
You should be banned from getting him anything, beacause you make him cry and nostalgic every birthday. There as those nights that you remember quiet vividly, where he talks to you about his childhood and the way his house used to look like and his then friends.
And your ass remembers that, you bring him that chips from his childhood that he's sure they don't make anymore. You connect him with his old friend that he missed oh so much. You make him a very simple and cheap cake thats his favorite, and he cries, big man Khamzat cries. Because that is the cake he had all time growing up, and its one of those cakes you feed yourself run on pure nostalgia.
THIS SLEAZY FUCKER AND HIS STUPID ASS POSTS!!!! ABDULMANAP COME GET USMAN!!!
“A man is walking down the street with a ram on his shoulders.
— Where are you taking the ram?
— That’s not a ram, that’s a bribe.
The ram is a university student.”
EDIT: thank you @larsoonthings for the correct explanation of this joke -"No, the joke is that “ram” means “stupid” in Russian. The guy calls a student stupid and that’s it".
(the context of the joke is that kavkaz men steal/kidnap brides to be by using a giant coat which we call nabadi or the dagestanis call a timukh,which is made of ram/sheep skin and when you are wrapped in it you look like a ram )
If you want to hear good things about yourself, die.
THIS PRETENCIOUS FUCK HOW DO THEY STAND HIM AT HOME XD
We'll definitely raise our children together, Insha'Allah.
bro you're 15.....
I've loved twice in my life—I mean truly—and both times I was convinced it was forever and would only end with my death; and both times it did end, and, as you see, I didn't die.
brother you are literally 15
5 Unusual Insults Be creative with your statements, but don't overdo it! 01. Any similarity between you and this person is purely coincidental! 02. Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion? 03. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 04. I'd like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance? 05. At least there's one positive thing about your body. It's not as ugly as your face!
WHO ARE YOU BEEFING WITH?
"Oh, who are you?" "We're your brains. We found out you were in love, so we came by to say goodbye xD
Yasmin tem uma surpresa para Harry: está grávida mais uma vez!
Harry fica muito feliz e beija a sua esposa, desta vez ele iria acompanhar a gravidez dela.
Louis por outro lado... não gostou de saber que seria promovido ao cargo de irmão mais velho.
Enquanto isso em Lucknow...
Alguém retorna a casa dos Buksh
"Usman!" Alia logo reconhece a pessoa. Um ano havia se passado, Usman estava diferente, mas aquele cheiro era irreconhecível.
"Alia!" Usman também se emocionou "Você continua linda..."
Ela corre para abraçá-lo, ele fica surpreso com a atitude dela, não esperava ser recepcionado tão bem.
Para sua surpresa ela o beijou, sem se preocupar se seus pais poderiam dar uma bronca. Se importaria com isso depois, mas não podia deixar Usman escapar outra vez.
AND STILL!!! Now if Money Mayweather ain't training you, keep the Canelo comments to yourself. Geez. @usman84kg #ufc #champion #andstill #usman #sticktoufc (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CV9tgQ5rZOO/?utm_medium=tumblr
