Hi guys! this is my second post for my blog and here it goes! :D
So ganito may girlfriend ka and sobrang saya mo kasi nakakuha ka ng maganda at sobrang mapagmahal na babae :)))) pero habang tumatagal kayo napapansin mo ang “weird stuff” na nangyayari like biglang magagalit or what for example
*kakarating mo galing school/work tas di ka nakapagtext ka gf kasi nga busy ka para sa kinabukasan mo
GF: ah ganon? sorry virgin pako wala pakong anak
You: Boyfriend mo po kasi :(
You: I LOVE YOU BEBE sorry ngayon lang ako :(((
You: HALA BEBE NAMAN galing akong school huhuhu sorry na :( nagtext naman ako kanina
GF: ganyan naman lagi sanay nako
AND THAT MY FRIEND is the legendary and UNDISPUTED “K” word or a girl and tandaan mo either nanay mo or gf mo lang ang pwedeng mag “K” dahil once na ginamit mo yan you are basically dead AHAHAHAHA
SO ANYWAY sigurado naman madami sating mga guys ang nagkakaissue sa gf nila na sobrang moody at madalas nalang awayin sa mga maliliit na bagay tas di ka papansinin pag sinuyo mo tas grabe magselos pati kaibigan mo pinagseselosan na na kulang nalang pagselosan pati phone mo AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA minsan din naman kung trip ka nila awayin ng walang dahilan AHAHAHA (madalas yan mga pare)
WHY FEAR NOT MY FRIEND! IM GONNA TEACH YOU SOME BASIC FUNDAMENTALS OF GIRLFRIENDING :)))
NUMERO UNO! (ASSESS THE SITUATION SOLDIER!!)
-pag nag pm ka tas cold replies you must know the 2 most important things in life.
1. BACK READ/RETRACE!!! Tignan mo kung may nasabi kang hindi maganda or what TIGNAN MO RIN TWITTER MO or IG or FB LAHAT NA TIGNAN MONG MAIGI GINAWA MO!!!!!
2. REMEMBER HER LAST PERIOD hindi naman porket inaalam mo period niya eh tatay ka na or natatakot ka na maging daddy AHAHAHA pero pre ITS IMPORTANT TO KNOW HER PERIOD AND CYCLE. WHY? because may PMS tayo my friend and pag PMS sobrang raging hormones yan! talagang mood switches yan and believe me they dont like it kaya sisihin nalang natin yung brain and hormonal glands nila :)))) kaya dapat alam mo yan!! so pag nagsungit nalaman mong PMS or Period na ehhh simulan mo na maglambing :)))) LEGIT YAN KAYA WAG MO BASTA BASTA AAWAYIN GF MO PAG NAGSUNGIT baka may kasalanan ka talaga or magkakaroon kaya ASSESSTHE SITUATION
NUMERO DOS!(The biglaang sungit kasi trip lang niya)
-Eto yung tipong nalate kalang ng 2 minutes ng reply eh SOBRANG GG NA you’ll go from “I LOVE YOU TOO PRINCE CHARMING KO” to “K bahala ka diyan” real quick syempre kung alam mo naman na wala kang nasabing masama at wala naman siyang mens ehhh nababaliw nanaman GF mo papilord BUT!!!! di nangaaway yan! either wala siyang magawa (e.g nasa dorm tas magisa lang siya walang makausap or talagang namimiss ka lang niya) ibig sabihin niyan papi nagpapalambing lang yan :))) naghahanap lang ng attensyon yan. NAGPAPALAMBING :D kaya wag ka masyado magdamdam pag ginanyan ka kasi usually na nrereply ng guy
“LAGI MO NALANG AKONG INAAWAY DI KA BA NAGSASAWA HA?! AAWAYIN MO NANAMAN AKO?!” NOOOO THATS WROOOONG!!!!!!
konting lambing lang you’ll go from “K SIGE” to “HIHIHIHI I LOVE YOU TOO BEBE KAIN KA NA :*” trust me ganyan lang yan :))
NUMERO TRES!!(KALMAHIN MO BUCHI MO)
-This is the part where magagalit ka sa bebe mo either napuno ka or talagang may point ka na gusto patunayan PERO remember always stay chill kasi at the end of the day kung love niyo talaga isat isa magbabati din kayo so follow these simple steps
1. Wag magdesisyon pag galit cause wala ka sa wisyo buboy
2. Address your concern in a nice way say it like you are explaining what happened to your mother’s vase after you broke it “calmly”
3. Lastly learn to say sorry too kasi saying sorry will also trigger her to say sorry and you’ll end up happy again :D
NUMERO QUATRO! (THE GRADUATION)
-eto yung time na graduate na kayo sa tampuhan niyo and for sure naman both kayong may natutunan sa nangyari lagi mong tatandaan na kada away niyo there is something that you should know about her and learn from mistakes na nagawa niyo SYEMPRE DAPAT GIRLS DIN HA di porket ganon eh babaliwalain niyo na syempre dapat may natutunan din kayo :)) kasi kahit na mag walk out ka or magalit ka babalik at babalik karin sakanya at di mo matitiis yan kung mahal mo talaga yan at bibilhan mo rin ng fries yan AHAHAHAHA :))))
and remember “pag nawala pagiging moody ng GF mo. the spark is slowly fading away” kaya bago ka magalit pag moody gf mo REMEMBER NUMERO UNO-QUATRO!
PS. FOR THE GIRLS learn to understand din naman hihihi :))))