“hey babe check this out”
@utafutajiism said “what if he skates and vapes”
worst thing ive ever seen. so of course i had to draw it immediately
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“hey babe check this out”
@utafutajiism said “what if he skates and vapes”
worst thing ive ever seen. so of course i had to draw it immediately
@utafutajiism
Faxiah sighs, looking at the ground in the dark alleyway. There’s no one else around and the relative silence is something he appreciates. It is in the midst of this quiet moment that he realizes that he is not alone when a splash of red enters his peripheral vision. He lifts his eyes from the ground a bit languidly, observing the person--a woman he now realizes--before him. He can recognize others that aren’t human by virtue of being something not human himself.
“You aren’t human.” It’s not an accusation nor a question, just a mere observation. But she’s also something he doesn’t recognize, something unfamiliar. This fact makes him a bit wary, but he doesn’t forget to maintain some semblance of propriety. “Pardon my rudeness, but what are you?”
@utafutajiism aubrey, book jaundice, and garfield
@utafutajiism !!
The mission was simple. Get in, get the merchandise, fill her pockets with whatever she could carry, and get out. The easiest paycheck she’ll ever make. She hadn’t even tripped any alarms on her way out, though the guards she’d knocked out cold should have been waking up right about now ( and she was sure they were going to be livid ). If she played her cards right, she’d be cleared of the area and home free before they noticed what she’d taken.
Of course, things just couldn’t be that easy. Soundlessly, she vaulted wall separating her from a job well done and nearly tackled someone in her descent. Mother of the Milky Way!! It was as if her informant didn’t actually care if she was caught or not. Was ‘ catching a break ’ not in her dictionary anymore??
With a whoosh of air, blades popped free from her gauntlets and she poised her arms just before her face in a defensive stance. She didn’t want to hurt them, but they were in her way. Thank the stars she’d remembered to wear her face guard today of all days... “Stop where you are! Shout or make any wrong moves and I’ll be forced to kill you. Now, are you a civilian or a hostile?”
[groom] from that non-sexual acts of dominance (from nick)
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when hands are on him, he has to fight his reflexive bat-away, fingers clenching by his sides before he falls relaxed once more. they’re only trying to help him... they’re just trying to help.
❛ heh, thanks... i usually do ties perfectly, though. guess i must’a got distracted this time. ❜ he hates to offer thanks to a stranger, but he doesn’t want to be remembered as a jerk; his sensitive pride wouldn’t like it. ❛ cheers, bud. ❜
narrate!
Send “Narrate!” and the mun will read some of their writing!
// these aren’t being accepted anymore, these were way too anxiety-inducing.
sorry, folks!
but here it is, enjoy!
y for all~ (if thats too much then just for ren nicoletta and rio)
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V for zach asher and ren~
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