#uxorresim

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bitches be like “i like greek mythology” when that shit is literally a bunch of queer immortal beings running around, creating shit, hermes being a force of the gods (literally), and everyone’s lovers being turned into fucking plants

it’s me. i’m bitches.

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Robin Buckley

robin buckley x fem!reader

prompt: "you want me to punch this guy for you, y/n?"

(i'm changing things historically for the sake of this story so let's just say the nintendo game boy was made in 1980 💀)

allow me to explain how this whole ordeal started.

...

you worked at 'the palace arcade' in hawkins . indiana and today was your off day so you decided to visit your girlfriend at the star court mall. the two of you talked for a bit before you decided to take your ice cream and sit down because school just let out and the rush hour was coming.

while you were sitting down at your table eating your ice cream and playing on your nintendo game boy, some tall white guy with curly blond hair walked up to you.

"hey sweetheart.. what are you doing here all alone? you do know this town ain't the safest place for pretty girls like you?"

you just politely smiled at the guy and went back to playing super mario land.

"playing hard to get i see. well, ill just have to try a bit harder hm?"

'or you could just leave me alone' you thought to yourself.

just as he began to speak again, robin looked over in your direction just for the sake of looking at you. that's when she saw him talking to you. first, she just thought that he might have been a friend of yours. that was until she saw the uncomfortable look on your face.

"i'll tell you what. how about i take you out tonight?"

"yeah.. um no i'm good, but um thank you."

"oh come on sweetheart.." he said reaching upwards to lift your chin up, your hand stopping him. "i'll --"

"sir, i said no now leave me alone, please."

what happened next was nearly inevitable at this point. i mean this random guy was flirting robin buckley's girlfriend she, of course, wasn't going to let this slide. maybe she didn't have to go as far as punching the guy. but in her defense she did try talking to him but he just dismissed her and continued flirting with you. by then she was completely done with his shit and she hit him. it was pretty rough, especially when he punched her in her jaw, causing steve to run over and pull her back while completely knocking the guy out.

...

now here you were cleaning her cuts and bruises on a chair in your apartment.

"robbie?" you sighed

"yeah, sweetheart?"

"while i appreciate you caring about me .. might i ask you to please make your caring less violent?"

"look, i'm sorry but that fucker had it coming for him -- ow!"

"robin. i'm serious, you can't just go around punching guys that flirt with me."

she mumbled something incoherent.

"robin!"

"okay okay! fine i guess i can tone it down a bit."

"robin.."

"no promises!"

"robin!"

[uxorresim]

hear me out , pjo but it’s like an x-men situation like it’s still camp half-blood but instead of a camp it’s an academy

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did i over do it 💀

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Blushing

annabeth : As far as I'm concerned, I

don't blush.

y/n : Oh really? What if I do this?

*kisses them on the cheek*

annabeth : Nope

y/n : *kisses on the other one*

annabeth : Nada

y/n : *hugs them*

annabeth : Goose eggs

y/n : *kisses them hard on the lips*

annabeth : Nothing

y/n : Well, *sighs* I guess I got nothing too.

*walks out the room*

annabeth : ..*turns read as a tomato*

[uxorresim]

bisexual girlboss (and no, you cannot change my mind)

just look at her … you can’t tell me she’s not a bicon

again i say it’s only an opinion 🤷🏾 (even though it’s correct- )

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yeah so imma start posting my playlist solely because i think they’re godly

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robin is definitely adhd coded

-an adhd person