#v; poly

[illusionisteyes]

" My.. everything hurts."

—— ◣[ i l l u s i o n i s t ]◥ ——

         Itachi blinks.

                   "Is it a good hurt or a bad hurt?"

[concealedcanines-archive]

Starter (verse memebers only)

Kakashi was sitting in his office a large bottle of sake next to him and an even taller stack of papers he had to grade next to him. "Bunch of freakin' idiots the lot of them." he sighed taking a swig from the bottle at his side. Finishing the paper he was grading Kakashi leaned back in his chair sighing and rubbing his eyes as if trying to rub out the stress. 

This was his least favorite part of teaching. The rest of it was pretty fun. As he closed his eyes there was a little reel that ran through his mind. It was weird. He was a ninja and tested people through physical tests. Shaking his head and opened his eyes. "I gotta stop drinking." The professor sighed and took another swig. 

A knock on his door made his eyes glance up. "Come in!" 

[flowersinthemountains-archived]

kakashithecopycat

sms: oh ino… where are you

sms: Do I need to come pick you up

sms: and your offer sounds very nice

sms; I'm at homee, i got a cab from the bar.

sms: i'm being g a godo girl, cutie pie.

sms:  WEEEL, WE Can do it.

[flowersinthemountains-archived]

kakashithecopycat

"It’s not my fault Ino. You walked in here with out knocking." Kakashi had been brushing his teeth in the bathroom. Oddly he was naked but still the fact stood that she didn’t knock

"Well, you should lock the door if you wanna just ...." Ino said, looking him over for a moment, a smile came over her features. "Do you just stand around naked to tempt people? " she placed a hand on her hip. "I mean, if you wanna have sex, you could just ask, rather than make me look like the bad guy."

[concealedcanines-archive]

How to get the girl (closed rp with illusionisteyes)

illusionisteyes

Kakashi peered out of his classroom making sure none of his fan club was there to ambush him. A sigh of relief escaped him as the door slam to a shut behind him. As the professor walked down the halls he noticed one of his students talking to another when the girl just started kissing him like mad. Kakashi stopped wondering how the young man did it.

They noticed the professor near by and the girl ran off giggling pulling out her phone to most likely tell her friends. Kakashi walked up to the student and recognized him. "Ah Itachi. Having yourself a good time?" he asked teasing his student.

A group of girls walked past them. It was almost painfully obvious that the pack of girls stared at not only Itachi but also Kakashi. He was known as the hottest professor on campus also with the biggest mystery. "How do you do it? How do you get them to actually make a move?"

[illusionisteyes]

sms: ask nicely!

[text]: Most beautiful flower, will you please           delight me with the gorgeous sight of your nudity?

[illusionisteyes]

sms: I am not wearing underwear.

[text]: that so? You should show me…