Wed, bed or behead, let's make it difficult: A relative, a tutor and a patient. Say, your dear uncle Zirseth (if he were still alive), Illario, and Vaelwynde.
“Behead Zirseth.” That was a no-brainer. He’d honestly contemplated it himself a few times while the mer was still alive.
“I lived with Illario for a decade. That’s already longer than some marriages. And I do miss the old bat, obnoxious and half Sheo-taken though he may have been....Well, that, and I don’t want to have sex with an eighty year old. I don’t think the Guild would hold that choice against me...”













