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[wantonnoodlesoup]

Sans Friday : Week 1

“Negative sans”

Negative sans: @/ValenSealover

(I do realize there is another negativetale sans I’ll draw them if the wheel ever gives them to me again)

High key got a little tired since I did end up updating mittens like for 3 days daily HAHAH so have a lil negative tale sans’s doodle I used this wheel to get a randomized sans I think I’ll do this any time I get tired

I might keep doing it call it smthin like sans Friday I guess HAHAH

This design is ValenSealover I thinks (it was really hard to find information honestly)

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[rainbotanica]

Forgot about these... This was the preview the creator put up before candytale came out. People thought it to be a prank but well it came out alright! 

Anyway this is candytale by valensealover, an au I’ll be translating. See you soon!

[rainbotanica]

N Part 21 Translation

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* ...Well, that's how it is.

* That's what you get for disobeting me.

* ...Did I know that it was going to end up this way?

* To a degree.

* Why else would I help them achieve their "dream"?

* The only kind of ‘show’ monsters like are a fight to the death...

* So when they said they'd become a 'star' without any FIGHTing? * Oh that made me laugh.

* Well, at least their last moment was pretty entertaining.

* ...Why are you looking at me that way?

* I made their dreams come true like they wanted. I made everyone in the underground see his show.

* To be precise, I actually just fixed everyone's channel only to this particular program...

* But even if I hadn't used that method, the results would have still been about the same.

* Anyway, I'll have to see if they have any useful parts left.

* Making this thing from scratch is quite tedious, you know.

* So don't move an inch. Stay right there.

* What? * I told you before, didn't I?

* The only reason I didn't report you to the King is because I wanted to research your strange behaviour.

* Now that I'm done punishing that, the real research will begin.

* Be excited. * I've prepared the perfect experiment.

* Let's see... * They ruined everyhing real well.

* Uh, can't believe they ruined my art in such a way.

* The weapons, seems to have been just ripped off by force...

* And how and where did they get this?

* And... this...

* ...Wait.

* Why... * Why is this still on?

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* W... What?!

* ...No.

* I don't know what you are planning to do to them...

* But I can't let another person suffer as I have because of you.

* Open this thing! * NOW!!

* It seems you were right. * I have been wasting my whole life on a futile dream.

* But... * Although everything ended in such a disastrous failure...

* You stayed with me until the end. So I must repay my greatest viewer in some way, shouldn't I?

* OPEN THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!! * DO YOU HEAR ME?!!

* Do you really think I will let you go just because you tell me to? * The finale has only just started!

* There are no cameras around, but still, please stay tuned my dear audience! * Explosions don't only come once!

* Today, we have a very special guest present with us!

* The chief reason that made me the way I am today!

* Doctor Alphys! And together I present you today's show's epilogue...

* The "Revenge"!!

* ...I think that was a handsome closure. Don't you think, darling?

* Thank you so much for being my sole audience until the very end...

* Shut your mouth and...

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* (The way is blocked by two padlocks.) * (There's a note attached.)

* (None shall enter without my permission.)

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(There's a heart-shaped locket inside the box.)

Take it? Yes / No

(You got the Heart-shaped Locket.)

(There's a worn dagger inside the box.)

Take it? Yes / No

(You got the Worn Dagger.)

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(You picked up the key and put it on your keychain.)

* Despite everything, you were always you. Yet all that happened.

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...Howdy.

[rainbotanica]

N Part 20 Translation

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* METTATON EX - ATK 1 DEF 47 * His weak point is his heart-shaped core.

It's okay if you're not a dancer!

-1000 What the hell

Just let your body follow the beat!

-500 This is boring

* You posed dramatically. The audience is bored.

Um... This wasn't what I was expecting...

That... That's okay! There's still a lot of people watching aren't there?

Let's not worry about the ratings for now, and just concentrate on the show!

I'm sure they will come back in the midst of it!

-550 There's no fighting

* You posed dramatically. But nobody came.

Plea... Please don't go everyone! Just wait a little moment!

The real fun begins now!

* Mettaton's smile is wavering.

-400 fuck off

* You posed dramatically. The audience doesn't seem interested.

Then... uh... how about...

For those who stay with us, we will give you a free coupon to a glamburger, made by the MTT Hotel, the Burger Emporium!

-300 As if anyone would eat that crap So please keep... watch...in...

* Mettaton has stopped dancing.

* With what little strength you have, you posed dramatically. But nothing changed.

Ev... Everyone please, wait!!

If you do not like this then, then how about a cooking show? News? A Musical?!

-300 No one watches that crap Then how about a quiz show? Movies?

I'll do anything you want! So please don't leave!!

Spare

...I can't let my dreams just fall like this.

I have to do something, anything, before everyone leaves. I have to do something. I have to...

......

Dr. Alphys said... That monsters LOVED violence, hadn't she...?

...I'm so sorry, darling.

* Mettaton is preparing an attack.

Ve... very well, everyone! I will do what all of you've been dying for...

I will show you... the fight against the human...

...

...The FIGHT against the human!!

-50 What the hell was that? Huff... huff... hhh....

I can't do this...

I can't... hhh... do, this...

I'm so sorry... please... please forgive me...

* Mettaton recalls their past experience.

N... No!! PLEASE DON'T GO!!!!

...I have a request, darling.

Hit me.

Please, FIGHT ME!!!!

It's the only way to stop them from leaving!

QUICKLY!!!!

* Smells like Mettaton. Check / Fake Attack

-50 They are faking it

No... No! NO!!

Please don't leave!

Please watch us till the end... Please?

I'll do everything other than fighting!!

Uh... Like... Maybe thing like...

How about me committing suicide with a bang!

...It went up...

The ratings... Finally went up...

ha... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Everyone who had left no matter what I did, are now coming back just to see me kill myself!

Very well, everyone! I will give you the show you what you wish!

I will broadcast on live TV the moment of my self-destruction!

Look at how the ratings are spiking! I would never have expected this just a moment ago!

Right then, now for everyone that has returned for this show...

I will complete the first suicide show in the underground!!

Once I overheat this core... I will induce and explosion...

And then I will... die.

......

But before that happens! I have a few things to say to...

...Hello?

oh.... yes.... it's been awhile, hasn't it...

you see, i was watching my favourite movie at home... and then out of nowhere, something weird suddenly comes up on the TV......

at first I was bit unsure... but once i saw how eagerly you were trying to attract attention to yourself......

i could tell it was you.......

you're the only person who would put their life on the line just to get few scraps of attention.......

anyway... the reason I called is to say......

what are you waiting for?

so many people is waiting for your death......

you're not going to say that you can't do it anymore because you're scared, are you?

you filthy attention whore.......

well then, goodbye......

Wa... Wait!! Wait, Bl...

What's taking so long?! Just do it already!!

Aw, man. And just when I thought it was actually going to be fun...

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

I... I...

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* ...Well, that's how it is.

[rainbotanica]

N Part 19 Translation

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* But nobody came.

Take Read Exit

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* (There are words written on the ripped pages. They are in a handwriting you recognize from somewhere.)

* Ever since I heard that the king was looking for a new royal scientist I have been working on this robot non-stop. It has been quite a while now.

* The robot is nearly finished, but I have continued to fail in creating an efficient Artificial Intelligence which is central to the robot's functioning.

* If the project is delayed any further, someone else will take the position very soon. Thus I have decided to use "another method".

* First I've revised the robot so that it instead a one large emotional impedance contraption.

* This device will leave the monster with only LOVE and endless loyalty, and block all other useless emotions. They will only follow the order of its master and do nothing else.

* Now I just need someone to get into the machine. Then that monster will become a adequate AI for the robot, whether they want to or not.

* But for that to happen I need a subject that will completely become one with the robot.

* Thankfully, there are a few monsters around these parts with those kinds of characteristics.

* Once I convince them to reside in this robot... The robot will finally become functional.

* But nobody came.

Take Read Exit

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* ...

* Where have you been?

* Anyway, the thing in front of you is the CORE.

* It is also the place where that robot's dream will come true.

* Walk fast. * I bet they're waiting for you right now.

* Meanwhile I'll be preparing to broadcast your show to all the TVs in the Kingdom.

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* AH, YES. * THERE YOU ARE, DARLING.

* ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE SORRY? * THE PREPARATIONS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED A WHILE AGO! IT'S OKAY!

* BESIDES I SAW HOW DID DURING THE PRACTICE! YOU DIDN'T EVEN STUTTER OR ANYTHING, YOU WERE GREAT!

* ANY MORE PRACTICE WILL ONLY TIRE YOU OUT.

* BESIDES, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. YOU ONLY CAME HERE BECAUSE THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU TO, RIGHT?

* ...THEY REALLY ARE GOOD AT THEIR JOB... * TO FIX THAT ELEVATOR SO QUICKLY...

* THEY WERE THE ONE THAT MADE THIS BODY AFTER ALL.

* THE DOCTOR PREVIOUSLY CALLED ME A "MALFUNCTIONING ROBOT", DIDN'T THEY?

* THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. * BUT THANKS TO THAT MALFUNCTION, I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO BE MYSELF AGAIN.

* BEFORE THAT I COULDN'T EVEN THINK WHAT I WANTED TO...

* OR FEEL WHAT I WANTED TO EITHER.

* I FELT AS IF I HAD BECOME JUST A SIMPLE TOOL.

* AND THE THINGS I HAD DONE DURING THAT TIME WERE SO... * SO...

* ...WELL, LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT INCIDENT.

* ANYWAY, NOW I CAN FINALLY DO WHAT I WISHED TO FOR A LONG TIME.

* I CAN FINALLY MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE.

* ... OH MY! * I HAVE NOT YET TOLD YOU WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO WHEN WE GO LIVE, HAVE I?

* SO, I THOUGHT OF WHAT DR. ALPHYS HAD PREVIOUSLY SAID...

*  AND I BELIEVE THERE HAS TO BE SOME ASPECTS OF A 'FIGHT' WITHIN THE SHOW FOR THE MONSTERS TO FIND IT ENJOYABLE.

* THEREFORE! * WE WILL 'FIGHT' AGAINST EACH OTHER ON THIS STAGE.

* DON'T WORRY! * THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF FIGHT THAT WOULD RESULT IN EITHER OF US BEING WOUNDED!

* TODAY WE ARE GOING TO BE COMPETING IN...

* A DANCE BATTLE!!

* LIGHTS ON! * CAMERA ON!! * ACTION!!!!

* HELLO, VIEWERS OF THE UNDERGROUND! * THIS IS METTATON, AND THIS IS THE PREMIERE OF MY NEW SHOW!

* I'M SO HAPPY TO PRESENT TO YOU!!

* TODAY, WE ARE TOGETHER WITH A VERY SPECIAL GUEST TO CELEBRATE THIS BEAUTIFUL EVENT! AND TOGETHER WE WILL PRESENT YOU THE BEST SHOW THE UNDERGROUND HAS TO OFFER!

* REAL DRAMA!! * REAL ACTION!! * REAL COMEDY!!

* WE PRESENT YOU THE DANCE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY! THE HUMAN VS THE DANCING ROBOT, METTATON!!

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But... how would I dance in a form of a box on a wheel?

So I prepared myself a new look for this particular event.

Also even though it were only practice runs...

Thank you for enjoying my show, darling

So... as thanks, I'll give you a handsome reward.

Darling, I'll make sure these moments become...

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An unforgettable experience in your memories!

* Mettaton EX finally makes its premiere!